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Off week, if the day is slow, Japanese GIFs for you

Posted on 10/12/16 at 7:00 am
Posted by freemanjiro
Izunokuni City, Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Nov 2013
1394 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 7:00 am
PS (Pre-script) for Lanier - Kawasaki is a shithole. You deserve better than Japan's Starkville on an extreme scale. How about we (and this offer stands for 98% of posters here) meet halfway - you get your butt on a plane for your 27th (I think) trip, and I will hook you up with locals who will guide you. Whatever fish you want. Native trout and char, introduced bass and rainbow / brown trout, surf or deep sea fishing for some really delicious fish, prepared however you like. You come, and I will make sure you enjoy your visit. Deal? You bring your Don, and I will supply the best alcohol Japan has to offer. Bring anyone you wish (room for 8+ comfortably inside (2 separate kitchens, baths, 6 bedrooms over 3 floors, & tents and bags outside in view of Mt. Fuji with other accom. close by). Stay free, enjoy, eat / drink, profit. If that can't coax another try at Japan, well then.

Gifs:

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War Eagle. You are highly encouraged to use the "packet sauce." WTF, no context and sorry, but it cracks me up. Also sorry if humor doesn't translate well.




frick Arky in advance. 12-2, 'SHIP! Vive le Artiste!
This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 7:14 am
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:06 am to
Posted by freemanjiro
Izunokuni City, Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Nov 2013
1394 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:47 am to
I don't even think Jang or Cpt. B. would downvote my post, so frick off downvoter. You go on the 5% list. Subtly, mildly almost rustled, just cause.

frick you and War Eagle. :wareagle:
This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 9:48 am
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38000 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 10:22 am to
How the frick did Tommy Lee Jones get in a Japanese GIF?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:04 pm to




Posted by Doldil
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:38 pm to
it's like he was playing The Substitute in a Japanese remake or something:

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 6:48 am to
I will dig up a few of my old pictures of Japan tonight. Got busy last night.

I was in Kawasaki once in August and near there is a big river. Not sure what name is sorry it was a looooooong time ago. In August there is a huge fireworks show/festival. I was invited by a group of people and went. shite was awesome.

Posted by freemanjiro
Izunokuni City, Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Nov 2013
1394 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 9:19 am to
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How the frick did Tommy Lee Jones get in a Japanese GIF?


TLJ has been endorsing "Georgia Coffee" (One of Coca Cola's major canned coffee lines here amongst dozens of brands served hot and cold in convenience stores, supermarkets and vending machines) for many many years.

Japanese here are dumbfounded when I explain that Georgia is famous for 1) peaches, 2) peanuts and 3)perennially underachieving, coach firing state-supported school football teams. The first two points are easily understood. The 3rd point takes time. There is no coffee grown in Georgia -it is all marketing. Still lusting, 22 years on and way before TL Jones, Ms. Naoko Iijima says hello:

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Sir Charles says...."BUTA KIMUCHI!"
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Bo knows Japan: LINK /
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 9:42 am
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 9:24 am to
quote:

I don't even think Jang or Cpt. B. would downvote my post, so frick off downvoter. You go on the 5% list.


WTF? I didnt downvote anything
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Got busy last night.


I'm surprised a man of your combined advanced age and extremely high blood alcohol content could get it up.
Posted by freemanjiro
Izunokuni City, Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Nov 2013
1394 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 9:44 am to
quote:

I'm surprised a man of your combined advanced age and extremely high blood alcohol content could get it up.


I am an man by age only. The second part requires delicate balance and finesse.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 9:46 am to
uh, yeah... that was to Lanier actually. frick man, try harder.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17258 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:30 pm to


I don't know why, but this one both attracts and repels me at the same time.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

I'm surprised a man of your combined advanced age and extremely high blood alcohol content could get it up.




Why you hating on me bro. I aint did nothing.


I was busy making money... Not love




Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41032 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 6:34 pm to
Dude, that was funny......


Spinnerbait bite is working on the Coosa right now.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

I was busy making money... Not love


Universal truth with women: Make enough of the first and you'll have all of the second you want.
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
8575 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

How the frick did Tommy Lee Jones get in a Japanese GIF?


I love the fact that Free posts a gif of a girl sucking a guy into her vagina and what we are surprised by is the gif of Tommy Lee Jones in a Japanese ad. Gotta love the internet.

I really need to make another trip to Japan sometime, it's a great place to visit.
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 6:00 am to
quote:

Universal truth with women: Make enough of the first and you'll have all of the second you want.


It starts out that way. But somewhere down the line, . . . .


Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 10:02 am to
wtf am I supposed to do when you lob them in there like that?
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 10:04 am to
quote:

It starts out that way. But somewhere down the line, . . . .



they all realize nobody fricks like a poor man and end up at my house.
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