Name our new DC and date of the announcement competition

**The competition is closed**

No poster named Kevin Steele. I'm not sure there will even be a winner...frick this AU Football BS!

The title pretty much says it all.

Submit a post stating who you think our new DC will be as well as the date when Gus will announce the hire/promotion. State the contract amount ($ to the thousands) PER YEAR for tie breaking purposes.

If two guess correctly with the same exact answer, the first poster (with no edits to the post) will win.

The winner will be objectively chosen, and there might be an award (Chipotle gift card, IDK). Any posts with an edit are ineligible, no exceptions. ONE PREDICTION PER USER.

I figure this is a good (and fair) idea because it's truly a crapshoot at this point.

ETA: Don't give a contract range (600–700k). Give one amount (650k). I'll allow more than one post if you leave out an aspect of your prediction, but only one.

Lance Thompson - 9
Tom Allen - 8
Jack Curtis & Lance Thompson - 1
Ed Orgeron - 1
Pete Carroll - 1
Wayne Bolt - 1
Jack Curtis - 1
Tyson Summers - 1
Rob Ryan - 1
John Thompson - 1
Wally Rig - 1
Patches O'Houlihan - 1
Turd Furguson - 1
ChexMix - 1

Warfarer—Lance Thompson, Monday, 700k
AUtigR24—Tyson Summers, Thursday @ 4pm, 850k
warcry—Tom Allen, Tuesday by 6pm, 650k
AU86—Lance Thompson & Jack Curtis (Co-DC's), Monday, no contract given
AubieG—Lance Thompson, Monday, 850k
BoomNation—Jack Curtis, Tuesday @ 4pm, no contract info
higgs_boson—Lance Thompson, Monday, 650k
plazadweller—Lance Thompson, Wednesday, 600k
makersmark1—Patches O'Houlihan, no date, no contract info
jsmoove—Turd Furguson, Sunday, 1.3 million
SlimCharles140—Wally Rig, no date, whatever we pay Ed Gennero
ChexMix—Himself, no date, 850k
Maddness—Rob Ryan, Sunday, all you can eat coupon at Sizzler
Fearless Freep—Wayne Bolt, next ice-storm in Tuscaloosa, $10.10/hr
tilco—Lance Thompson, Friday, 800k
AU24—Lance Thompson, Sunday @ 9am, 800k
joeyb147—Peter Carroll, Monday @ 4pm, 2 million
CaptainBrannigan—Tom Allen, Monday, 750k
mulletproof—Ed Orgeron, Monday @ 10am, 900k
BIG_Poppy—Tom Allen, Thursday, 950k
REV-S—Tom Allen, Friday, 800k
AubieALUMdvm—Lance Thompson, Tuesday, 700k
AU4real35—Lance Thompson, Friday, 650k
smuphy72—Tom Allen, Wednesday, 700k
NewbombII—Tom Allen, Monday by 6pm, 750k
AUstar—Tom Allen, Monday, 825k
JamalSanders—Lance Thompson, Tuesday, 750k
RockyMtnTigerWDE—Tom Allen, Wednesday, no contract info
allin2010—John Thompson, Wednesday, no contract info