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Posted on 9/16/16 at 8:46 am
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
7809 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 8:46 am
How would you guys rate our troll posters on the tRant like favorites and least?
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:31 am to
I think Lat is still number one.

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:37 am to
He really does it so well. I love the simplicity of his- they are usually pretty short in words yet big in boom.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25156 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:42 am to
quote:

I think Lat is still number one.



Too true. A lot of us are more counter trollers then anything, we'll wait for someone to make a shitty troll thread against Arkansas and then show up to kick them in the jimmies. Lat likes to take the offensive.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18038 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:48 am to
There are so many new Hog posters/alters I can't keep up anymore. There is notabertfan and darnitbert. How original are these knuckleheads?
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:02 am to
When I first joined Sao was the unquestioned king of trolling on the board. His threads were amazing. Lat joined around the same time as I did and he has a similar style to Sao. They both can write one sentence and start a 10 page ragefest. Just extremely witty and well done most of the time. Dale Denton is another great troll but he is universally hated by other teams, which doesn't matter lol, but Sao and Lat have fans from all schools.

CtotheV is very underated. He is cold and calculated, but his shite is solid most of the time. BearOdactyl is a fricking piece of shite and if I ever find out where he lives I'll shite in his dryer. We have some promising new guys for sure. If we can start winning again tFlagship will be back in full force.
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:05 am to
quote:

BearOdactyl is a fricking piece of shite


quote:

FleaMarketBill






Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40851 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:21 am to
Sao, Lat and Dale are my favorite. Dale is amazing because somehow folks don't realize what he's doing. It's always good for a laugh.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139830 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Dale is amazing because somehow folks don't realize what he's doing


The old guard does for sure but the new guys not so much.

Sao even post anymore?
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:20 pm to
Lat




























the rest of us



Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:42 pm to
This is still one of my favorite collabs Dale and I had.

Dale asked and I simply changed the color of Louisiana from blue to dark, dark red. The ensuing melt of rantards was glorious.




I believe what the OP is asking is who's the rightful owner of the Pondwater Jack Memorial Trophy.








also, O'Squeal here's your old sig in case you want to use it again. right click save it dude so you'll always have a home for it.

Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9238 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Pondwater Jack Memorial Trophy


Damn admins! What a great trophy it was.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40851 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Sao even post anymore?


I saw him on the poli board during primary season and he'll occasionally pop in on the SECr but it's nothing like the old days.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:24 pm to
Sao is and always will be king... I miss his beautiful Avi
Posted by PygmalionEffect
Member since Jul 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:46 pm to
I'm biased, but I think from top to bottom we have the most informed, quick witted posters of any SEC team.

Cheshire - the most knowledgeable

Bill - funniest

Dale - best at arguing, great command of facts/info, etc.

CtotheV- most creative and also very knowledgeable

piggilious and hawgfanatic - persistent pitbulls that latch on and don't quit.

Lat and Sao - geniuses at work

and several others that hold their own very well and that I try to fall in behind in a scrape when I'm available.

Pigfeet - best at trolling his own team, gets the blue ribbon in a field of one.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139830 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

CtotheVrzrbck


I know this probably is not the place for it and all... but your little chicken shite thread about Todd was just that Chicken shite. That is all I am going to say about it. You're better than that.


Now back to the regularly scheduled programing...
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 3:08 pm
Posted by Bear-O-Dactyl
tRock
Member since Oct 2012
1171 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

BearOdactyl is a fricking piece of shite and if I ever find out where he lives I'll shite in his dryer.


You're the kind of guy that will shite in someones dryer and not even have the common decency to throw in a dryer sheet.

If I ever find out who you are I will steal your dog and replace it with an identical looking impostor, causing you to spiral into crippling depression because you can't figure out why your dog doesn't love you anymore.
Posted by WaveHog
Austin, TX
Member since May 2008
6968 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 6:31 pm to
quote:


If I ever find out who you are I will steal your dog and replace it with an identical looking impostor, causing you to spiral into crippling depression because you can't figure out why your dog doesn't love you anymore.


cold blooded.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

I know this probably is not the place for it and all... but your little chicken shite thread about Todd was just that Chicken shite. That is all I am going to say about it. You're better than that.



you'll have to remind me I admittedly post a lot of bullshite
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

If I ever find out who you are I will steal your dog and replace it with an identical looking impostor, causing you to spiral into crippling depression because you can't figure out why your dog doesn't love you anymore.


If my dog steals another Popeye's biscuit off my plate I'll shite in your dryer 3 times and leave my business card with address and phone number and a detailed map to my house.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 8:46 pm
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