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Should I consult a doctor?

Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:03 pm
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:03 pm
I've had a football erection since Saturday and it hasn't gone down. I'm about to eat some Labor Day grilled burgers and dogs, then watch the game again on DVR. I'm too turnt to function as a normal human being.
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19906 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:11 pm to
Good, I thought I was the only one.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57595 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:21 pm to
I'm starting to faint randomly from the blood loss.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:28 pm to
i feel the same way...sorta.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33326 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:33 pm to
Yes you should call a doctor because if you're not getting fresh oxygenated blood to your hang down, it will die and they will have to amputate it.
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32877 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:43 pm to
I'm old and not sure if my heart will last the season.

I'm changing my medication to this





Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:48 pm to
If you've torn a hole in several bras since Saturday, then you have the female equivalent.
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32877 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 7:34 am to
I watched it again too and the Bielema show which was refreshingly not boring as frick
Posted by Hawgeye
tFlagship Brothel
Member since Jun 2009
30896 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 7:38 am to
I'm sure Ultimate will tell you to seek Miss Delewares twitter page for your problem
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 8:01 am to
Off subject, but just wanted to say great job admins for getting rid of that retardos thread.
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 8:11 am to
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 8:14 am to
Yeah I was impressed to see that it was axed between my post this morning and when I got to work.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 9:17 am to
I'm glad we handled Slapdick McNally, but let's get back to what is really important here, boners.
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