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OT: Midget Rentals In Arkansas

Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:19 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:19 am
Anybody know where I can rent a midget and how much they cost?

Should I Post a craigslist ad?
Posted by johnzorback
Member since Apr 2012
4122 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:24 am to
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This post was edited on 9/2/21 at 1:12 pm
Posted by presidenthog
Member since May 2015
1944 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:31 am to
I want to come to this party.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:41 am to
I'm looking for a midget to handcuff to my friend for the night while we bar hop before the game. I'll pay 100 bucks plus all the alcohol they can drink for 2 hours.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:46 am to
Is Dale already booked for the night?
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16944 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:02 am to
quote:

I'm looking for a midget to handcuff to my friend for the night while we bar hop before the game. I'll pay 100 bucks plus all the alcohol they can drink for 2 hours.



Did he lose a bet?
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28523 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:03 am to
Dudebro, seriously? This is terrible.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Dudebro, seriously? This is terrible.

Explain in juan or more reasons.
Posted by swhog355
Member since Aug 2015
138 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:14 am to
Please explain why you are wanting to handcuff a midget to your friend?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:25 am to
Not literally.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:31 am to
Anchors away.

3rd time this morning
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:46 am to
This is awesome, who doesn't love midget stories



Edit: bullshite anchor also, its not we are overrun with new topics
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 10:48 am
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28523 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Explain in juan or more reasons.


Unnecessary disrespect.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:53 am to
quote:

This is awesome, who doesn't love midget stories 



Edit: bull shite anchor also, its not we are overrun with new topics
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:54 am to
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Unnecessary disrespect.

How so? You hire someone to do a job.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Unnecessary disrespect.



My gawd, seriously. If they take the job, then they are ok with it. You think dressing them up as Ooopa Loompa, elves, or life size teddy bears is respectful? Who gives a frick it bothers you. More PC bullshite.

#MidgetLivesMatters

#AnchorIsBullShit
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 11:00 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:05 am to
Fess up, who anchored?
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:12 am to
Its that liberal tolerance at work again, trying to control the narratives.


Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28523 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:45 am to
quote:

How so? You hire someone to do a job.


Your post basically put them in the same category as farm animals that can be rented for children's parties. Just because some of them have a great sense of humor and don't mind participating in such shenanigans doesn't justify viewing them all as objects for your amusement.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132183 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Your post basically put them in the same category as farm animals that can be rented for children's parties. Just because some of them have a great sense of humor and don't mind participating in such shenanigans doesn't justify viewing them all as objects for your amusement.

How so? Give me Juan good Reason how I am treating them as an object. I am hiring them for a job, not a pony show.
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