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ok, I am ready to MELT!

Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:37 pm
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22697 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:37 pm
I have waited, held on and now I am completely apathetic and sick...

Fire his sorry big pathetic extra large quilt wearing idiotic tweeting disgusting sweaty incompetent balding disingenuous stanky douche azz now!

Do not wait another second, fire him, clean out his office by throwing it on the practice field and having people cast lots to see who gets to burn what. Take away his industrial strength heavy duty loner vehicles, accuse him of anything and everything and fly the freaking banner.... While were at it, take his stupid looking mutts to Michael vicks house and drop them off...

I could handle bama, even USC, but never should we lose to Auburn against the weasly disgusting douchebag Malzhan like this again.

If it was a home game, I would suggest kiffening him, It is a home game, so drive him to the airport and then fire him on the tarmac.

ban all flip flops and reggae from the UofA just to get rid of the bad juju!

I'm Done!
Posted by The Sultan of Swine
Member since Nov 2010
7717 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:42 pm to
No need to melt about this one. Everyone saw it coming and Auburn is an extremely, extremely well coached football team.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9711 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:42 pm to
Solid melt. 8.1/10
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12342 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:45 pm to
Say what you want about Gus, but at least he's over on his sideline coaching his team and barking orders despite a lead.

Meanwhile, our dumbass coach is waddling around with that same stupid lost look on his face and saying nothing. I'm not even sure his headset is plugged in.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:45 pm to
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Fire his sorry big pathetic extra large quilt wearing idiotic tweeting disgusting sweaty incompetent balding disingenuous stanky douche azz now!


Posted by gotnaren
Member since Sep 2017
49 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:59 pm to
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fire his sorry azz now ...


Kinda wish he had more of Petrino's recruits ...huh? REMEMBER when???
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 10:01 pm
Posted by Arkansasrazorback
Member since May 2010
9288 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 10:06 pm to
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Meanwhile, our dumbass coach is waddling around with that same stupid lost look on his face and saying nothing.


This is infuriating. I had seen it before, but Missouri last year was my breaking point. He got absolutely out coached by Barry fricking Odom in that game. Odom was in every play firing up his guys while we countered with that look.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22697 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 10:10 pm to
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Kinda wish he had more of Petrino's recruits ...huh? REMEMBER when???


nope, want nothing to do with Petrino....

But go ahead being you, you be you u b u!

Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18038 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 10:10 pm to
I’ll allow it.
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