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My wife said,"I don't know why you get so mad. It's just a game."
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:08 am
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:08 am
She thinks it was the dogs that pulled out all the shite in the pantry, chewed it up and spread that shite all over the house last night. 
"They" even shredded a whole roll of toilet paper. Looked like Mardi Gras. Damn dogs. Just like them to do some shite like that.
Just a game my arse.
"They" even shredded a whole roll of toilet paper. Looked like Mardi Gras. Damn dogs. Just like them to do some shite like that. Just a game my arse.
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Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:24 am to SmackoverHawg
Your melts the last 12 hours have been grade A quality.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:27 am to Feral
She said,"If it weren't for the teeth marks and this shite all chewed up, I wouldn't put it past you to do this shite." 
I was mad.
I was mad.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:31 am to Feral
And I dumped out her brand new can of mixed nuts and ate all the brazil nuts out, her favorite and put them all back in. She'll be digging around looking for those sumbitches for hours. I hate'em, but I ate'em. Just a game my arse.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:32 am to SmackoverHawg
Get new wife
Posted on 9/13/15 at 11:45 am to pioneerbasketball
Women
Posted on 9/13/15 at 12:59 pm to SmackoverHawg
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I dumped out her brand new can of mixed nuts and ate all the brazil nuts out, her favorite and put them all back in. She'll be digging around looking for those sumbitches for hours. I hate'em, but I ate'em. Just a game my arse.
the little joys of marriage
Posted on 9/13/15 at 1:54 pm to SmackoverHawg
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My wife said,"I don't know why you get so mad. It's just a game."
Mine said the same thing, then I countered with you know what would make me happy? Her reply was not of the acceptable nature, so the GF got a call and I showed her my pull out game is stronger than Long's with WMS.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:18 pm to SmackoverHawg
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She'll be digging around looking for those sumbitches for hours.
Can't stop laughing!
Posted on 9/14/15 at 7:44 pm to SmackoverHawg
My wife said that once shortly after we were first married. I think that may have been our first post wedding "disagreement". She has a much better grasp of the importance of Razorback and Chicago football.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:55 pm to SmackoverHawg
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I dumped out her brand new can of mixed nuts and ate all the brazil nuts out, her favorite and put them all back in. She'll be digging around looking for those sumbitches for hours. I hate'em, but I ate'em. Just a game my arse.
I'm dying!
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:06 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Glad I bookmarked this and bumped it on secr
Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:28 pm to SmackoverHawg
Marriage: you're winning.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 11:38 pm to SmackoverHawg
So how did it go in your house this weekend?
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:18 am to Cheese Grits
Meh...after Toledo, melt level had dropped from nuclear to nacho cheese.
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