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I'm officially done

Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Hawgeye
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Member since Jun 2009
30918 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:20 pm
I can't take this any longer. I can find other things to donate money to for a tax write off than this.

I sat in all three of my sections today trying to change the mojo and it didn't work. Then it dawned on me...It would save me a lot of energy if I just switched rooms in my house than walking all over the gosh darned stadium trying to change something fatass has control over.

We can't even make chip shot field goals. Of all things that have regressed in a season, the last thing on my list would have been Austin allen. But lord, he absolutely has been screwed with a sucking stick and took every inch of it. I don't know what was said on television, but I saw open WRs on the field. He wasn't seeing them. He is antsy in the pocket. Which means he is scared shitless. The line had protected well enough to win.

When is the last time we have been able to punch it in from inside the 5 yard line?

Sad. Disappointed. Frustrated. Sick.
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
8489 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:27 pm to
Canceled our season tickets this year. Wasn't confident in Berts ability to improve our team.

Such a shame where our program is right now. I mean it's not even at Houston Nutt's level of "success".

There's nothing positive I can take away from any of it.

I MEAN FOR frickS SAKE! IT'S YEAR 5 AND WE ARE GETTING WORSE!
This post was edited on 9/9/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22715 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:28 pm to
I either laugh, or cry, or break things.

I have went through the latter two, now I will just laugh.

Damitty dam dam!
Posted by Hawgeye
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Member since Jun 2009
30918 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Such a shame where our program is right now. I mean it's not even at Houston Nutt's level of "success".


We were talking about that on the way home.

This is the longest stretch of no 9 win season since Danny Fords years. Even he though, won the West in 1995. And I'm just talking about 9 wins. That's not much to ask for when you're gonna play 13 games.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16006 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:30 pm to
Exactly what I said
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
8489 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

This is the longest stretch of no 9 win season since Danny Fords years. Even he though, won the West in 1995. And I'm just talking about 9 wins. That's not much to ask for when you're gonna play 13 games.



And to top it off the SEC has been trending down for several years.
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:37 pm to
I get it. I was in this place after 2015 because I couldn't see the big picture. When I realized there wasn't one, I took it out on other fans. I have reached the equivalent of purgatory for fandom of the Razorbacks. I sincerely hope others don't get to that point.

I watch to see what happens but it doesn't affect me any more.
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
33328 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

I sat in all three of my sections today trying to change the mojo and it didn't work. Then it dawned on me...It would save me a lot of energy if I just switched rooms in my house than walking all over the gosh darned stadium trying to change something fatass has control over.


I thought the same thing except instead of sitting in all 5 of my sections I can just switch rooms in my mega yacht that has a helicopter on it.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Canceled our season tickets this year. Wasn't confident in Berts ability to improve our team. Such a shame where our program is right now. I mean it's not even at Houston Nutt's level of "success".

Same here. I was DONE after Toledo. I just don't really give a shite anymore. There is no hope while Bert is here. But unfortunately, I figure we'll have him for a few more. But my arse is done. I'll watch a game if I don't have shite else to do, but I won't miss a hunting or fishing trip for it. Fortunately, I didn't listen to any of the preseason bullshite because I've learned that's all it is. And recruiting gets shittier every year. It's over hog fans.
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12375 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

I MEAN FOR frickS SAKE! IT'S YEAR 5 AND WE ARE GETTING WORSE!


Yep.

In year 3 we were losing to Toledo and getting blasted at home by Texas Tech.

In year 4 we were blowing halftime leads and getting curb stomped by SEC opponents.

In year 5 we somehow look even worse.
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

I have reached the equivalent of purgatory for fandom of the Razorbacks.


Same
Posted by Hawgeye
tFlagship Brothel
Member since Jun 2009
30918 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:51 pm to
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In year 5 we somehow look even worse.


It just seems like everything that's nice, that fat arse gets his hands on starts sucking.

I'm also sick of seeing a head coach on our sideline that waddles and has that fat person left hand swing thing he does.

I love all shapes and sizes of people, but there's a reason you don't see the US gymnastics team coach by a dumplin'.

Can anyone tell me the last, successful fat arse coach? It just doesn't work.
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
8489 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Can anyone tell me the last, successful fat arse coach? It just doesn't work.




Mangino was pretty good.. and morbidly obese

This post was edited on 9/9/17 at 10:00 pm
Posted by Hawgeye
tFlagship Brothel
Member since Jun 2009
30918 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:03 pm to
He took a hell of a tumble though.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:46 pm to
I don't really care much anymore. I'm such an apathetic fan that I really am not surprised when we lose anymore. Petrino winning 21 games in two years was the worst thing that could happen to this program as far as for the fans. Gave us unrealistic expectations that we really have no business having.
Posted by Hawgeye
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Member since Jun 2009
30918 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:02 pm to
How is something unrealistic that was a reality?
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12375 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

I don't really care much anymore. I'm such an apathetic fan that I really am not surprised when we lose anymore.


I wouldn't say I'm apathetic - we wouldn't be on here bitching if we were - but I'm not as emotionally invested, and I'm not at all surprised when we lose anymore, and I half expect it regardless of opponent.

My wife even wondered aloud in the 4th quarter why I was quietly watching the game and not cussing up a storm after they scored to go up by 14.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 7:34 am to
I was officially done when Jeffrey made us suffer through the Johnelle season. He pretty much didn't give a rats arse about lifelong season ticket holder by making that hire.

I dropped all financial support and never looked back. It was the best decision I have made and don't regret one second of it.

I did go to the Liberty bowl, but we were already over there and our friends invited us that had some corporate tickets/passes

frick Jeff Long
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32933 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 9:07 am to
The last time I saw a Hog football team that inept and unprepared was the game when Jack Crowe lost to the Citadel.

Special teams = Dumpster fire
OL = Hot garbage
QB = Meh
Defense = Bama will rape us

Bert is fat.
If fat arse loses to aTm, I'm starting a go fund me to fly banners


Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
7826 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 9:12 am to
He has never beaten the drunk and never will. When a drunk can outcoach you, something is wrong.
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