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re: Jalen Hurts....Starter?
Posted on 8/20/16 at 6:02 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Posted on 8/20/16 at 6:02 pm to tomsellecksmustache
One time Jalen Hurts threw a football so far that it entered a wormhole in outer space and traveled back in time to 1955 where it then fell from the sky and knocked Doc Brown off his toilet resulting in hitting his head and envisioning the flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible.
This post was edited on 8/20/16 at 9:27 pm
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Posted on 8/20/16 at 6:18 pm to harmonics
Jalen Hurts had sex with my wife and videotaped it. He showed it to me and it was the hottest thing I've ever seen.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 6:31 pm to Wrenchruh
Posted on 8/20/16 at 6:35 pm to MykTide
Posted on 8/20/16 at 8:35 pm to ReauxlTide222
Jalen Hurts uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 8:52 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Jalen Hurts, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Jalen Hurts throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Jalen Hurts decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human'
Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:20 pm to Wrenchruh
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Jalen Hurts had sex with my wife and videotaped it. He showed it to me and it was the hottest thing I've ever seen.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:36 pm to Wrenchruh
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Jalen Hurts had sex with my wife and videotaped it. He showed it to me and it was the hottest thing I've ever seen.
I'm glad you like my Jalen Hurts mask. Early halloween
Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:47 pm to Sandkhan
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I'm glad you like my Jalen Hurts mask. Early halloween
Makes sense. She made comments about the size, or more specifically, the lack thereof.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:51 pm to Wrenchruh
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Makes sense. She made comments about the size, or more specifically, the lack thereof.
Yeah, the mask was kind of small.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 11:12 pm to Sandkhan
Well played.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 11:36 pm to Wrenchruh
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Well played.
He is a professional comedian, this is battle you will not win.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 12:49 am to RollTideATL
Jalen Hurts taught me how to love a woman and how to scold a child.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 1:00 am to phaz
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He is a professional comedian, this is battle you will not win.
I know. That's how you get better. I'm a grown arse man. I don't need my folks to shield me from more talented competition.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 1:00 am to Goombaw
This guy picked up on it.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 1:02 am to RollTideATL
Don't steal.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 1:05 pm to Wrenchruh
I said Hurts would not start as a freshman. I was sure of that. But, if the other two guys continue to suck as hard as they (reportedly) sucked yesterday, I may just be wrong. I never doubted Hurts, but I didn't think he'd be a better option in year one than the older, also talented guys ahead of him, especially Barnett. But, if what we've heard about the scrimmage is true, his limitations with the play book and experience may not be as big a liability as the mistakes the other guys are making.
This post was edited on 8/23/16 at 6:16 am
Posted on 8/21/16 at 3:56 pm to Teague
Barnett was awful yesterday it was a full blown meltdown. One of his fumbles was like all of the althletcism leaving his body at once. It was terrible.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 4:19 pm to CrimsonBoz
Yeah I just read your scrimmage updates from yesterday. Barnett was on a mission of self destruction for sure. Seems every series was a shite storm with him.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 6:03 pm to harmonics
my buddy showed me a text from someone who is at all the practices he went to high school with. hurts is getting about 70% of first team snaps in practice followed by barnett at 20%. tifwiw.
This post was edited on 8/21/16 at 6:04 pm
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