Funny post by a Giants fan on r/nfl about Bama alum Landon Collins

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I don't give a frick who you are, which team you support, what gets you up in the morning, how good your dad is at fighting, how big your cock is, how much you love going for long walks or any other bullshite. You're on this subreddit because you love football. And if you love football then you owe it to yourself to give up every other thing you give a flying frick about and watch the New York Football Giants. And you know why:

Landon Collins.

Landon Collins is bringing it. He's bringing it hard. I wish everyone could go back and watch that last minute spell in the fourth where he came back in and just ignited the afterburners, strapped falcon talons onto his hands and drove his will deep into the Jay Cutler's heart.

Landon Collins is box office shite. If you're bored and you've got nothing to do and you don't know which game to watch, just watch Landon fricking Collins deep dick stat lines with enough power to light up a major metropolis.

Seriously, why the frick are you still reading this, go have a wank to some Landon highlight videos and pass out safe in the knowledge he plays, on average, 4 times a month.

frick your own team, Landon Collins is your team now.

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