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re: Mizzou QB arrested
Posted by FightTigers on 5/15 at 10:36 am to 870Hog
I'm not positive but I think its a high school shirt too, lshs= Lee summit high school. That's hilarious a hs would make a queer affliction style tee


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Posted by dawg4lyfe on 5/15 at 10:40 am to FightTigers
You aren't SEC till you beat your girlfriend, pull armed robberys, or eat pot brownies.


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Posted by 870Hog on 5/15 at 10:42 am to dawg4lyfe
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You aren't SEC till you beat your girlfriend, pull armed robberys, and eat pot brownies.


fify.



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Posted by semotruman on 5/15 at 11:33 am to Al Bundy Bulldog
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Sounds like this kid needs some 'Heppin

This kid needs a good old-fashioned arse bustin'. Knock some sense into him. I have no doubt at all that he'll receive it



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Posted by sunnydaze on 5/15 at 12:05 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
He looks like a douche


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Posted by beHop on 5/15 at 12:13 pm to URHatinIt
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Corbin Berkstresser


Thug POS. Needs heppin...



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Posted by Hugo Stiglitz on 5/15 at 12:13 pm to URHatinIt



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Posted by HeadSlash on 5/15 at 12:14 pm to URHatinIt
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Backup QB Corbin Berkstresser arrested at 3:34 this morning for leaving the scene of an accident.


Trying to compete with arkansas.



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Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196 on 5/15 at 12:15 pm to URHatinIt
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"Missouri quarterback Corbin Berkstresser is arrested and charged with leaving the scene of an accident. "


While departing he kicked the guy in the head, teabagged him, groped his girlfriend, stole his Ipod while smoking synthetic weed, solidifying his SEC cred. Bail was set at $180,000 which was posted by a local casino.



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Posted by 870Hog on 5/15 at 12:15 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196



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Posted by dawgfan24348 on 5/15 at 1:00 pm to 870Hog
If Franklin isn't back by the start of the season Grantham is going to have a field day on Mizzou's offense


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Posted by Mizzou4ever on 5/15 at 1:20 pm to dawgfan24348
Two tidbits:

From the statute that he was arrested for:

"3. Leaving the scene of a motor vehicle accident is a class A misdemeanor, except that it shall be a class D felony if the accident resulted in:

(1) Physical injury to another party; or
(2) Property damage in excess of one thousand dollars; or
(3) If the defendant has previously pled guilty to or been found guilty of a violation of this section."

AND

"Initial damage was estimated at more than $1,000, according to the probable cause statement. No one was hurt in the collision. Berkstresser later admitted his involvement in the incident."

Doesn't look good if Franklin misses some of the season, as Corbin very well may be kicked off the team.



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Posted by chinese58 on 5/15 at 1:25 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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While departing he kicked the guy in the head, teabagged him, groped his girlfriend, stole his Ipod while smoking synthetic weed, solidifying his SEC cred. Bail was set at $180,000 which was posted with counterfeit $20's by a local casino.




SEC! SEC! SEC!



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Posted by dawg4lyfe on 5/15 at 1:36 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Thats more like it!


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Posted by dawgfan24348 on 5/15 at 1:52 pm to dawg4lyfe
1st string QB hurt for who knows how long
2nd string likely kicked off team
3rd string I believed transferred

So Mizzou fans who's going to be the QB now?




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Posted by dawgfan24348 on 5/15 at 1:54 pm to dawgfan24348
Got this pic from Shaggy Bevo



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Posted by semotruman on 5/15 at 2:20 pm to Mizzou4ever
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Doesn't look good if Franklin misses some of the season, as Corbin very well may be kicked off the team

As long as he's cooperative, or already has a record, don't you think they'll plead that down? I don't know the circumstances, but I would think he could get that reduced unless there's more we don't know. Sometimes damage looks really minor, but is really expensive to fix. Who knows? I just hope Franklin continues to recover quickly, or we could have either a 4th stringer or a true freshman as a QB. That would truly suck.



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Posted by 870Hog on 5/15 at 2:22 pm to semotruman
What was his BAC?


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Posted by dallasga6 on 5/15 at 2:26 pm to Mizzou4ever
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"3. Leaving the scene of a motor vehicle accident is a class A misdemeanor, except that it shall be a class D felony if the accident resulted in:
quote:

(2) Property damage in excess of one thousand dollars; or


shite....he's fricked, that's a dent & scratched fender on a new car these days...



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Posted by TxTiger82 on 5/15 at 2:27 pm to URHatinIt
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leaving the scene of an accident.


Driving drunk?



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