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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:06 pm
It's hot here. Real hot. Had a shitty dust/drizzle storm and now it's muddy. I've seen a lot of dead camels. I rate it a 0.5 out of ten. Only slightly better than Memphis. It's bout 10, fix'n to get some sleep. Still jet lagged as hell. What week are yall having?
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 2:08 pm
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:08 pm to KSGamecock
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slightly better than Memphis
Jackass
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:08 pm to KSGamecock
Hey jockey, don't ride those camels into the ground. Having a lovely week here KS. Three player arrest and counting.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:09 pm to KSGamecock
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Only slightly better than Memphis.
Seems legit.
My week is rolling along.
Good to hear from you.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:11 pm to KSGamecock
You're somewhere in the Middle East? When I have business there, I send a subordinate, one of my trusted lieutenants. My mistress and I have better things to do than deal with heat and dead camels in some Godforsaken Third World country. You have my sympathy.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:11 pm to KSGamecock
Be safe, bro 
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:18 pm to KSGamecock
Keep your head on a swivel and your powder dry, come home safe man.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:28 pm to Agforlife
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come home safe man.
The OP is in the armed forces? When he wrote "checking in with my Ballers" I assumed he was one of us–a gentlemen of immense wealth, leisure (and imagination).
Well, that changes everything. By all means friend, be safe and vigilant. And when you return, look me up and I'll fly you in my own private jet to one of my many manses, where you can spend a few weeks relaxing in the company of a harem of beautiful women I'll furnish you with.
Nothing too good for warriors in the armed services!
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:31 pm to KSGamecock
Where are you? I am headed to Dubai for business on saturday the 11th.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:59 pm to KSGamecock
I hope you frick that surf n turf up at the dfac. If you need any baby wipes or jerky, let a player know and I'll send you a care package. I'll even throw in a slightly used pocket vag.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 7:52 pm to KSGamecock
mostly numb. how goes it
Posted on 4/1/15 at 9:01 pm to Alahunter
da frick is everyone?
Posted on 4/1/15 at 9:08 pm to KSGamecock
Watch yourself. Be safe. 
Posted on 4/1/15 at 9:17 pm to KSGamecock
Plays playa. What up?
Posted on 4/1/15 at 9:47 pm to KSGamecock
Take care wherever you are.
This week is gender issues week.
Topics (as I'm sure you've read):
Should a female ask a male to marry her?
Who lies more-women or men?
Ever wonder what's inside a blackhole?
Would you rather work somewhere with all of another race or with all of the opposite sex?
Women aren't funny
Carolina_Girl is back
Cheese Grits is missing
Etc.
This week is gender issues week.
Topics (as I'm sure you've read):
Should a female ask a male to marry her?
Who lies more-women or men?
Ever wonder what's inside a blackhole?
Would you rather work somewhere with all of another race or with all of the opposite sex?
Women aren't funny
Carolina_Girl is back
Cheese Grits is missing
Etc.
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:29 pm to KSGamecock
yes... haPosted on 4/2/15 at 12:51 pm to KSGamecock
I assume you're in Kuwait. Sorry about the mess. I heard they hadn't cleaned it up since we left in '11.
Stay safe BROsef.
Stay safe BROsef.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:42 pm to cokebottleag
Thanks BRO, yea Buehring. It's a real piece of work.
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