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How many times a week do you jerk off?

Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:30 pm
About 5

Age 23
Not in a monogamous relationship
This post was edited on 3/11/15 at 4:37 pm
Posted by motionmagic
Mobile, Alabama
Member since Nov 2010
831 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:31 pm to
About 21 (3 a day, 7 days)

Age: 54, single
This post was edited on 3/11/15 at 4:47 pm
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:35 pm to
2-3

people should also list their age too, might make more sense.

30 for me

married
This post was edited on 3/11/15 at 4:39 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27180 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:40 pm to
Is the title of this thread going to be changed to: "How many guys have you had sex with?"

I crank down 5-6x per week.

37. Monogamous relationship.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:41 pm to
2-3, single, 26.

I tried going without recently. Did like 30 days. Felt really good but couldn't sustain it.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:46 pm to
I jerked off twice while making this post
Posted by OleRockyTop
Member since Jan 2015
1627 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:48 pm to
Too many
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68438 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 4:52 pm to
How do people that are single go a day without doing it at least once?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:00 pm to
Work too much during the day, get home and am too tired.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41062 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

Work too much during the day, get home and am too tired.



I didn't know my wife posted here.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by OleRockyTop
Member since Jan 2015
1627 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

How do people that are single go a day without doing it at least once?


Just think back to the time when you were single and didn't do at least once a day
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:09 pm to
Haha, frick you.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37574 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:20 pm to
Does having a woman jerk off for you count?

I mean seriously ... I have bitches for that. The only question is do I have them take the time to pull their tits out for me to look at or not?

My wife is so happy that I am no longer pressuring her for sex. She just doesn't want to know why. It's that unspoken thing.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:22 pm to


If you posted like this more often people would love you. Be our lovable and vulgar uncle, not our curmudgeon aging father.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:22 pm to
quote:


About 5

Age 23
Not in a monogamous relationship


I think that's under average. I see erectile dysfunction before you're 35.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:23 pm to
obviously scrooster is an old fart too!

Luckily, don't jerk off nearly as much as I use to. Got this sweet young thang that takes care of those needs. Life is good.

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:24 pm to
Zero, but I get some regularly.
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
33328 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 5:46 pm to
People should bate at least once per day for health reasons.

Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 6:57 pm to
hope you are a MD, stonehog
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