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Posted on 1/30/15 at 5:25 pm to auggie
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We were making love on the beach, and Mr.Happy turned into a cobra so she swam away and started chasing a tuna
She started out liking men, you couldn't please her so now she sees men as snakes/evil, and she now she is a lesbian. (Pussy/tuna)
Posted on 1/30/15 at 7:06 pm to auggie
Cobra huh?
You know she meant garter snake
You know she meant garter snake
Posted on 1/30/15 at 8:57 pm to lsusteve1
I figured out a long, long time ago that women fear the shite out of snakes precisely because they are like penises with teeth and minds of their own. I think the ancient Hebrews address the same realization with a Genesis verse or two re Eve. Doesn't take a genius to put this two and that two together.
Do you have a really big dick and/or are you going to hell in her handbasket before she's prepared?
And/or does she have a really scrumptious girl friend? 
Do you have a really big dick and/or are you going to hell in her handbasket before she's prepared?
And/or does she have a really scrumptious girl friend? 
Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:58 pm to auggie
She wants you to meathole her.
Sack up, my ninj
Sack up, my ninj
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