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My girlfriend told me about her dream this morning and it made me laugh.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:55 am
Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:55 am
So we had a fun discussion about the interpretation of it. Now I am bored, so I am asking for some alternate ones to tell her later, hopefully all funny.
her dream: We were making love on the beach, and Mr.Happy turned into a cobra so she swam away and started chasing a tuna, then she woke up and had to pee.
I know what the tuna is going to mean to most of you guys, and I already covered that to her.
her dream: We were making love on the beach, and Mr.Happy turned into a cobra so she swam away and started chasing a tuna, then she woke up and had to pee.
I know what the tuna is going to mean to most of you guys, and I already covered that to her.
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Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:58 am to auggie
She's trying to tell you she's a lesbian and this is her way of breaking the bad news to you.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:01 am to Govt Tide
Yeah, like I said, we covered that already.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:08 am to auggie
Well to be fair you really didn't say much about what you covered in your discussion.
I will however need pics of GF to assist in providing interpretations.
I will however need pics of GF to assist in providing interpretations.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:14 am to auggie
You spelled boyfriend wrong
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:15 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
yeah...gonna wimp out on rule#1, but she is Asian and very cute.
As an added note: she did go to sleep craving tuna salad and I knew that, but I still threw the lesbian angle out there to her.
As an added note: she did go to sleep craving tuna salad and I knew that, but I still threw the lesbian angle out there to her.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:20 am to auggie
There are times where I'm about to make a post, and I think it's relevant even to the OTB.
Then, I see these kinds of threads, and I'm happy that I did not actually make them.
Then, I see these kinds of threads, and I'm happy that I did not actually make them.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:25 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
yeah, but I am bored, and the board is slow. So how 'bout you do your part, and start some great discussion?
Also,"relevance" and"off topic", would seem to be terms that cancel each other out. Maybe you want stricter guidelines for "off topic" so that it would be more topical?
Also,"relevance" and"off topic", would seem to be terms that cancel each other out. Maybe you want stricter guidelines for "off topic" so that it would be more topical?
This post was edited on 1/30/15 at 11:32 am
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:28 am to auggie
According to the CDC, roughly 30% of people have penis-cobra dreams within 2-3 weeks of contracting HIV.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:29 am to auggie
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yeah, but I am bored, and the board is slow. So how 'bout you do your part, and start some great discussion?
Well, I kinda wish Freud was still around.
He'd have a blast with this one.
And in Japan. Damn, imagine him walking down the streets of Japan?
Although, to be quite frank, I don't think dreams really mean anything -- just that we glean a little apophenia from them. Everything has the potential for symbolism.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:39 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
I agree with you, dreams don't really mean anything, just loose fragments of the days thoughts, just kind of floating through the brain.
She likes to tell me about her dreams though, and I have fun with it.
She likes to tell me about her dreams though, and I have fun with it.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:39 am to auggie
Threesome with her hot girlfriend is the only correct answer here.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:47 am to Aubie Spr96
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Threesome with her hot girlfriend is the only correct answer here.
Thank you for finally making this suggestion, now I can throw this out there, tell her it was the interpretation of someone else, without being a 100% liar.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 11:57 am to auggie
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started chasing a tuna, then she woke up and had to pee.
Sounds like she has a latent desire to end up in a sandwich garnished with mayonnaise and urine.
If I were you chief, I'd back peddle on this broad.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 2:46 pm to auggie
Pics
Posted on 1/30/15 at 2:51 pm to auggie
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We were making love on the beach, and Mr.Happy turned into a cobra so she swam away and started chasing a tuna, then she woke up and had to pee.
She is a sex fiend who is slowly turning into a fem-nazi that will lead into learning that she always has really dug females more than men which will result in squirting orgasmic bliss.
Sounds like your relationship is over to me bro.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 2:58 pm to auggie
Dreaming of snakes, is linked to guilt. Chasing other "fish in the sea", well, I think you can figure this one out on your own.
Edit: Sorry about your loss
Edit: Sorry about your loss
This post was edited on 1/30/15 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 1/30/15 at 3:27 pm to auggie
I don't need to know anything about your dream. Anyone who refers to their dick as Mr Happy is beta as frick and that's why she swam away from you.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 3:37 pm to PrivatePublic
end of thread ^
Posted on 1/30/15 at 3:40 pm to PrivatePublic
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Anyone who refers to their dick as Mr Happy is beta as frick
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