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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:24 pm
Just click here: LINK
Anyone personally know a modern day Klan member? Is it like the Elks Club with a little more hate?
Anyone personally know a modern day Klan member? Is it like the Elks Club with a little more hate?
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:30 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Great to know that I have one within an hour's drive from me. 
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:32 pm to WareagleTD
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Great to know that I have one within an hour's drive from me.
I'm in freaking central Illinois and it shows one 10 minutes from my house.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:33 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
joined
thx for posting
thx for posting
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:35 pm to WareagleTD
Hey, there's one right up the road in Pinson. I had no idea, I wonder if they meet in a garage or a treehouse.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:35 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
shows the one here in Bryan at the fricking courthouse
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:41 pm to Agforlife
They asked me to bring a box of Auburn hats to the meeting.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:44 pm to Agforlife
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shows the one here in Bryan at the fricking courthouse
Wouldn't be the first judge to add a hood to his robe. 
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:44 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I wanna go to a klan meeting randomly. Just cuz
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:48 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:53 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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I wanna go to a klan meeting randomly. Just cuz
"I know what you're thinking, but just hear me out."
Found this on one of their sites. Boy are they strict.
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We are not an open membership organization, all applications will be reviewed and personal interview will be conducted to ensure both sincerity and authenticity. We have standards that one must met for membership.
Homosexuals - Need not apply - Your lifestyle is an abomination before God.
Pedophiles - Need not apply - You are just plain sick!!!
Spouse Abusers - Need not apply - Domestic violence and abuse is wrong.
Drug Abusers - Need not apply - If you abuse drugs you are selling yourself short.
Alcohol Abusers - Need not apply - If you are always drunk what use are you to anyone.
Deadbeats - Need not apply - If your to lazy to work, you have no honor or pride.
Law Violators - Need not apply - What use are you to anyone in jail.
Interracial Relationships - Need not apply - This is against our beliefs.
Hate Mongers - Need not apply - If your heart is filled with hate, you are a liability.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:00 am to FleshEatingSalsa
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We are not an open membership organization, all applications will be reviewed and personal interview will be conducted to ensure both sincerity and authenticity. We have standards that one must met for membership.
Homosexuals - Need not apply - Your lifestyle is an abomination before God.
Pedophiles - Need not apply - You are just plain sick!!!
Spouse Abusers - Need not apply - Domestic violence and abuse is wrong.
Drug Abusers - Need not apply - If you abuse drugs you are selling yourself short.
Alcohol Abusers - Need not apply - If you are always drunk what use are you to anyone.
Deadbeats - Need not apply - If your to lazy to work, you have no honor or pride.
Law Violators - Need not apply - What use are you to anyone in jail.
Interracial Relationships - Need not apply - This is against our beliefs.
Hate Mongers - Need not apply - If your heart is filled with hate, you are a liability.
that's some funny shite I don't care who you are Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:00 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Jeebus, the Klan would hate my degenerate arse.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:00 am to FleshEatingSalsa
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Interracial Relationships - Need not apply - This is against our beliefs.
Aggiebelle is blacker than me. We good!
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:03 am to TbirdSpur2010
Tbird - I don't see any prohibition against the blacks.
You're in!
You're in!
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:04 am to matthew25
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I don't see any prohibition against the blacks.
Yup! Dey dun goofed!!!
brb gonna go get fitted for a hood real quick...
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:04 am to TbirdSpur2010
I'm white
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:06 am to matthew25
Surprisingly there's not a Klan chapter within a 90 mile radius of my hometown in Tennessee.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:07 am to CheeseburgerEddie
I disagree.
You're peach.
As in...the Princess hehe
You're peach.
As in...the Princess hehe
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:10 am to Agforlife
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Pedophiles - Need not apply - You are just plain sick!!!
Eddie can't join anything these days.
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