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Craziest Thing You've Seen On Facebook Yardsale Site?
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:59 pm
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:00 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:08 pm to pioneerbasketball
Saw a guy call a lady a "Jew bitch" because she wouldn't drop her asking price on a kitchen table. He then called everyone "punk arse bitches" that called him out on it.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:40 pm to pioneerbasketball
There was a lady in my neighborhood who was selling a genuine stuffed lion for $3000. I was ready to pull the trigger but my wife said we didn't have room for it when she DAMN WELL KNOWS WE HARDLY EVER USE THE GUEST BEDROOM...
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:15 pm to Tbonepatron
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There was a lady in my neighborhood who was selling a genuine stuffed lion for $3000. I was ready to pull the trigger but my wife said we didn't have room for it when she DAMN WELL KNOWS WE HARDLY EVER USE THE GUEST BEDROOM...
Perhaps the worst effect of overpopulation (agriculture, modern medicine, Thomas Edison, et al) is that it's REAL expensive any more to kill your own lion.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:36 pm to The Spleen
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Saw a guy call a lady a "Jew bitch" because she wouldn't drop her asking price on a kitchen table. He then called everyone "punk arse bitches" that called him out on it.
Thanks a lot. You punk arse bitches kept me from getting a discount on the table.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:40 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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You punk arse bitches kept me from getting a discount on the table
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:42 pm to The Spleen
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Saw a guy call a lady a "Jew bitch" because she wouldn't drop her asking price on a kitchen table.
If she's one of those who posts "OBO" then won't come down a dime then she IS a bitch. A stupid one. Ergo NOT a Jew one. (They know what "OBO" means).
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:49 pm to derSturm37
Yeah I don't remember if she had out OBO, but the posting was only an hour old on a Saturday morning and he offered like half of what she was asking. It went like this.
Seller - nice solid wood kitchen table in good condition. $250, must pick up.
Douche - that table looks like what I'm looking for. Would you take $150?
Seller - I'll keep your info, but since I just posted I want to see if there are any takers at my asking price.
Douche - whatever, I don't want your table, you Jew bitch.
Lots of cry over the comment, in luring seller telling him she would pray for him.
Douche - y'all are some punk arse bitches. I don't even want the stupid table.
Seller - nice solid wood kitchen table in good condition. $250, must pick up.
Douche - that table looks like what I'm looking for. Would you take $150?
Seller - I'll keep your info, but since I just posted I want to see if there are any takers at my asking price.
Douche - whatever, I don't want your table, you Jew bitch.
Lots of cry over the comment, in luring seller telling him she would pray for him.
Douche - y'all are some punk arse bitches. I don't even want the stupid table.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 1:56 am to The Spleen
Sounds like he might have been still drunk from Friday night. Hopefully. Poor old lady tries to sell a table and that's what she gets. She probably dropped the table off at Goodwill and bought another set of locks for her doors.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 2:13 am to pioneerbasketball
Looks to be about 5 dollars in brushes there and some look a lot more used than others so i feel like there is more wiggle room in the price. Now are we really to believe that jar is worth $15?
I'd negotiate and counter with the asking price of 25c for 1/2 the brushes and 17c for the rest. Then give 6 for the glass. So thats about $10.20. Round it up to Ten and a quarter and i think she may bite.
I'd negotiate and counter with the asking price of 25c for 1/2 the brushes and 17c for the rest. Then give 6 for the glass. So thats about $10.20. Round it up to Ten and a quarter and i think she may bite.
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 2:16 pm to pioneerbasketball
The internet makes me hate humanity.
The planet would be better off without 75% of the people on it right now.
The planet would be better off without 75% of the people on it right now.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 2:21 pm to Numberwang
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The internet makes me hate humanity.
Posted on the internet. By a human.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 2:45 pm to PrivatePublic
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By a human.
How do you know this?
Posted on 1/27/15 at 2:54 pm to pioneerbasketball
How down on your luck does a person have to be to try and sell some used tooth brushes.
My wife and her sisters would have a yard sale about every 3 years and one year I told her I would help them. I was amazed at the crap people bought from them. USED underwear USED
My wife and her sisters would have a yard sale about every 3 years and one year I told her I would help them. I was amazed at the crap people bought from them. USED underwear USED
Posted on 1/27/15 at 3:00 pm to MrLarson
My wife conned me into helping her with a garage sale at my house. It was one of the most miserable mornings of my life. Garage sale people are the absolute worst human beings imaginable.
Showing up ringing your doorbell an hour before the posted start time, parking their car that's leaking oil in your driveway, asking to use your bathroom, haggling over a $1 item...just miserable.
Some bitch came 3 times in the same morning because she liked a little patio bistro table we were selling for $20 wanting to buy it for $5. Wife even compromised at $10 the last time she came, and she still refused. We didn't sell it and put it out on the curb for Goodwill to come pick up, and I caught the bitch trying to steal it. She was about to put it in her trunk when I told her to put it back before I called the cops. She then asked if the $10 offer was still good, and I told her the price had gone up to $50 to cover the stupid tax.
Showing up ringing your doorbell an hour before the posted start time, parking their car that's leaking oil in your driveway, asking to use your bathroom, haggling over a $1 item...just miserable.
Some bitch came 3 times in the same morning because she liked a little patio bistro table we were selling for $20 wanting to buy it for $5. Wife even compromised at $10 the last time she came, and she still refused. We didn't sell it and put it out on the curb for Goodwill to come pick up, and I caught the bitch trying to steal it. She was about to put it in her trunk when I told her to put it back before I called the cops. She then asked if the $10 offer was still good, and I told her the price had gone up to $50 to cover the stupid tax.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 3:11 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Facebook Yardsale
Is that a thing?
Posted on 1/27/15 at 3:12 pm to The Spleen
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Garage sale people are the absolute worst human being
Now that's shocking coming from one of their liberal brethren.
Posted on 1/27/15 at 3:33 pm to tylerdurden24
No. The women that were buying them couldn't fit 1/2 of one of their legs into them. My wife and her sisters are all 120 lbs or less. These women were 250+ The panties were the first things sold. Once they were sold other women would come up and ask if they had any panties they hadn't put out yet. I was thinking, yall are some nasty mofo's.
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