If you're a new ag to the board, read before you post

Welcome to the ark. We're glad to have you, but there are some things you need to understand before you start posting. This is not TexAgs, 247, or whatever other aggy centric site you came from. This is the Ark, and we behave like gentlemen (and women) here, even when trolling. This board is better policed than your old board.

Starting threads: titles need to actually describe the content inside. Look at TexAgs for examples of how not to do this. If you want to post about miles garrett's handsome thighs, don't just make your thread title "Amazing!". Be descriptive.

Trolling: some of us love it, some hate it. I'd suggest you wait a while until you are more familiar with the rant to try, or just don't at all. ONLY troll on the SEC rant. All other boards are verboten. All questions should be directed to WestCoastAg, TeLeFaWx, ShaneTheLegLechler, or ProjectPat.

Subsection a: Until you are a known poster, stay off the TigerRant and the LSU recruiting board. You will get banned for the slightest negative comments about LSU. Do you think I'm fricking with you? I am not fricking with you.



Subsection b: Off limits topics for trolling that will get you banned quicker'n owl shite:
Katrina
Tornadoes
Other events leading to death
Les Miles's Wife
Cartoons depicting lewd or provocative things. Probably Mohammad too.

Getting trolled: according to the rant, all Aggies are flamboyantly homosexual, and enjoy filling mason jars with semen whenever we are pleased about something. Expect it and own it. We don't get trolled or melt for anything unless we goddamn choose to. When you see someone talk about us being little brother, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fricking with you. frick pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. All questions about melting should be directed to CGSCLobotomy.



Logos: Don't get drawn offsides by the team logo next to someone's screen name on this site. A common gambit for trolling newbs is to pose as a fan of another school. Have some situational awareness and look at the post history, avi, signature, and screen name. If you can't figure it out, they're probably an LSU/Bama/TCU fan.

Other aggys: We follow Ronald Reagan's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not speak ill of other Ags in public. If you have a bone to pick with a fellow ag, do it here or elsewhere, not on the rant. Don't ever take sides with anyone against the family.



Texas or other big 12 fans occasionally post on the rant, usually something about us. Ignore them, the other sec fan bases will eventually expel them out like the vodka cherry sour your girlfriend drank one too many of.

If any of the other Ags here have suggestions for adding to the list, I'm all ears. Please include a movie quote in your addition.