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Would you rather have Phyllis or Updyke as your parent?

Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted by lilaznfish123
Arlington, VA
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:20 pm
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Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:20 pm to
C) Aborted
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:21 pm to
Phyllis. Seems like the type to protect me and smack a bitch.

Updyke might poison my food if I compliment an opposing teams play or something
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:22 pm to
suicide
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:22 pm to
Updyke. He just seems misunderstood to me. They were just trees
Posted by unbanmepls
FQ
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:22 pm to
Phyllis
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:24 pm to
Phyllis is a decent human.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:25 pm to
Phyllis. Outside of her rants on Pawl, she's supposedly a very kind and loving person. Survived cancer a few years ago and does a lot of volunteer work in her community.

Updyke is just fat and crazy.
This post was edited on 1/6/15 at 5:25 pm
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5102 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:27 pm to
I don't care, because I can just kinda sorta walk away from them in public and never be seen again.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:27 pm to
Both. Can you imagine?

Mom would be the nut in the stands screaming at the coach for you to come off of the bench at HS football games and throwing drinks at the refs. Dad would be busy loosening bolts on the bleachers across the field and slashing the tires of the opposing team's bus. Fricking awesome!
This post was edited on 1/6/15 at 5:29 pm
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
8486 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:29 pm to
The White family. From the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginina
Posted by AMM AU9893
Auburn, AL
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:29 pm to
I'll take my chances being left in the woods at birth
Posted by Porky
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:32 pm to
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Both. Can you imagine?

Phyllis would plant Updyke's butt in a jungle of poison oak.
Posted by SonofDye
Jawga
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:33 pm to
Updyke probably has atleast one more brain cell than Phyllis and knows the team he pulls for. Phyllis was challenged to name 3 current Alabama players a few weeks ago and her response was Joe Namath, Kenny Stabler, and Greg Mcelroy.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
27163 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

Phyllis was challenged to name 3 current Alabama players a few weeks ago and her response was Joe Namath, Kenny Stabler, and Greg Mcelroy.


That's funny as hell-and how you know she's a troll.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:47 pm to
Tammy.
Posted by tSpread
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Posted by Captain Crown
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Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 7:10 pm to


wh
(unless I have to say mommy... Then the deals off...'k?)
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 7:13 pm to
It's times like these when I know there most be something broken inside of me.

There's no other explanation for (a) visiting this site, (b) clicking a post like this, and (c) actually responding in the thread.

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