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Would you rather have Phyllis or Updyke as your parent?
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:20 pm
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:21 pm to lilaznfish123
Phyllis. Seems like the type to protect me and smack a bitch.
Updyke might poison my food if I compliment an opposing teams play or something
Updyke might poison my food if I compliment an opposing teams play or something
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:22 pm to lilaznfish123
Updyke. He just seems misunderstood to me. They were just trees
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:24 pm to lilaznfish123
Phyllis is a decent human.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:25 pm to lilaznfish123
Phyllis. Outside of her rants on Pawl, she's supposedly a very kind and loving person. Survived cancer a few years ago and does a lot of volunteer work in her community.
Updyke is just fat and crazy.
Updyke is just fat and crazy.
This post was edited on 1/6/15 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:27 pm to lilaznfish123
I don't care, because I can just kinda sorta walk away from them in public and never be seen again.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:27 pm to lilaznfish123
Both. Can you imagine?
Mom would be the nut in the stands screaming at the coach for you to come off of the bench at HS football games and throwing drinks at the refs. Dad would be busy loosening bolts on the bleachers across the field and slashing the tires of the opposing team's bus. Fricking awesome!
Mom would be the nut in the stands screaming at the coach for you to come off of the bench at HS football games and throwing drinks at the refs. Dad would be busy loosening bolts on the bleachers across the field and slashing the tires of the opposing team's bus. Fricking awesome!
This post was edited on 1/6/15 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:29 pm to DownSouthJukin
The White family. From the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginina
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:29 pm to lilaznfish123
I'll take my chances being left in the woods at birth
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:32 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Both. Can you imagine?
Phyllis would plant Updyke's butt in a jungle of poison oak.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:33 pm to DownSouthJukin
Updyke probably has atleast one more brain cell than Phyllis and knows the team he pulls for. Phyllis was challenged to name 3 current Alabama players a few weeks ago and her response was Joe Namath, Kenny Stabler, and Greg Mcelroy.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:39 pm to SonofDye
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Phyllis was challenged to name 3 current Alabama players a few weeks ago and her response was Joe Namath, Kenny Stabler, and Greg Mcelroy.
That's funny as hell-and how you know she's a troll.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 7:10 pm to lilaznfish123
wh
(unless I have to say mommy... Then the deals off...'k?)
Posted on 1/6/15 at 7:13 pm to lilaznfish123
It's times like these when I know there most be something broken inside of me.
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