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Why do Arky posters hate Malzahn?

Posted on 12/27/14 at 9:56 am
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Member since May 2014
6952 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 9:56 am
It seems irrational.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 9:57 am to
Because he won an NC as a OC and an SEC Championship in his 1st year.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:00 am to
Because he wears glasses

The only coach we've had that wore glasses was Holtz

Holtz is a Notre Dame homer

I don't like Notre Dame

Hence, I don't like Gus

Pretty easy to understand
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:01 am to
They seem to obsess about any well known coach from their state going to another SEC program. They flew banners over their own stadium wanting to fire Houston Nutt, but they still obsessed over him day and night when he went to Ole Miss
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79032 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:02 am to
Because he's just another high profile Arky person to flee Arky for greater opportunities in the outside world
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:09 am to
All of these other reasons are wrong


Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9238 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:09 am to
We don't hate him as much as Auburn fans wish we did.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:09 am to
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Holtz is a Notre Dame homer

Wasn't he also your coach?
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:09 am to
Beat their high school a long time ago.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:10 am to
Why do you hate him at all?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79032 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:11 am to
quote:

We don't hate him as much as Auburn fans wish we did.



Haha, we're not the ones who devote half of the year to Arky, it's the other way around. Somewhere in the last several years Arky's vitriol and obsession with Auburn started.

Other than CTT flubbing games against Arky on the reg, I have no problem with you people.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:11 am to
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Why do you hate him at all?

He lacks 20/20 vision
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9238 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Why do you hate him at all?


Because he has a stupid face.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:13 am to
That's actually more rational than a lot of the other excuses you guys give.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Because he has a stupid face

From wearing spectacles
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:15 am to
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From wearing spectacles

You'd think he could afford LASIK.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:18 am to
Some do because of local stuff. Generally the people who dislike Cross Church or Shiloh Christian dislike Malzahn.

I dislike him now because I think he's a whiney bitch-coach cheater.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24732 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:18 am to
He is an Arkansas Hall of Fame high school coach with a 2-0 record against Arkansas
Posted by SLC
Hiwasse, AR
Member since Oct 2007
15522 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:20 am to
quote:


Haha, we're not the ones who devote half of the year to Arky, it's the other way around. Somewhere in the last several years Arky's vitriol and obsession with Auburn started.



Do you recall a poster named CPA? Probably not, he's an Aubie who has been gone a long time.

That's the one poster responsible for trolls between Aubie and Arkansas. He began it all.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 10:21 am to
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You'd think he could afford LASIK.

It's why I hate him so much, he could easily get rid of those fricking goggles but no

Every Saturday we see Sir Specs-A-Lot trot out to Jordan Hare and a small amount of sun reflects off those fricking things through my TV that slightly affects my vision for a split second

fricking a-hole
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