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Atheists die sooner, are ill longer, and lead less happy lives than non-atheists

Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:14 am
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:14 am
Sorry guys.

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n 2004, scholars at UCLA revealed that college students involved in religious activities are likely to have better mental health. In 2006, population researchers at the University of Texas discovered that the more often you go to church, the longer you live. In the same year researchers at Duke University in America discovered that religious people have stronger immune systems than the irreligious. They also established that churchgoers have lower blood pressure.


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2009 a team of Harvard psychologists discovered that believers who checked into hospital with broken hips reported less depression, had shorter hospital stays, and could hobble further when they left hospital – as compared to their similarly crippled but heathen fellow-sufferers.


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In the last few years scientists have revealed that believers, compared to non-believers, have better outcomes from breast cancer, coronary disease, mental illness, Aids, and rheumatoid arthritis. Believers even get better results from IVF. Likewise, believers also report greater levels of happiness, are less likely to commit suicide, and cope with stressful events much better. Believers also have more kids.


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So which is the smart party, here? Is it the atheists, who live short, selfish, stunted little lives – often childless – before they approach hopeless death in despair, and their worthless corpses are chucked in a trench (or, if they are wrong, they go to Hell)? Or is it the believers, who live longer, happier, healthier, more generous lives, and who have more kids, and who go to their quietus with ritual dignity, expecting to be greeted by a smiling and benevolent God?
Posted by samson73103
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:24 am to
I seldom attend church for myraid reasons but I have a personal relationship with God. I have seen firsthand the power of prayer and know that miracles happen. I also think that believing in God and the Bible gives people a moral code. Those who have no moral code are truly dangerous people.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 10:35 am
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:24 am to
Okay
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:32 am to
Sorry you're depressed, baw.
Posted by JAXTiger16
TBD
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:36 am to
Looks like I'll end up in my hole in the ground faster than you. Oh well, at least I get to sleep in on Sunday's.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:58 am to
Funny. I haven't even had so much as the common cold in years. I also lead a very content life. Funny how these studies work...
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:59 am to
Ignorance is surely bliss, this proves it.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:00 am to
BUT we get to sleep in on Sunday and have premarital relations
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 11:01 am
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:08 am to
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BUT we get to sleep in on Sunday and have premarital relations


Awwwww yiss.
Posted by GoBigOrange86
Meine sich're Zuflucht
Member since Jun 2008
14486 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:15 am to
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I haven't even had so much as the common cold in years. I also lead a very content life. Funny how these studies work...


In fairness, an n of 1 is not exactly conclusive evidence
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:40 am to
Causation =/= correlation. There are so many confounders in this study it isn't even worth discussing.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95866 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:49 am to
My short, selfish, and stunted little life has been great. And I don't spend all my time worshipping some false magical fairy tale in the sky.

So
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
3553 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:52 am to
So what if you are wrong? Ever thought about that?

Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95866 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:54 am to
So are you saying that I should believe in God simply for fear of going to Hell?

That's a pussy reason to believe. If I'm wrong and I go to Hell, then your stupid judgmental God is selfish in that he judges by belief and not actual character or actions during life.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 11:57 am
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10561 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:57 am to
Most people that are diagnosed with ALS die within 5 years. Stephen Hawking was diagnosed 50 years ago.

I had family members that were uber-religious that ate themselves into an early grave.

Strange.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 11:58 am
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:00 pm to
God damn, this is some damn good bait.

I had a long arse response typed out then I realized none of you frickers can read past two paragraphs.
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
3553 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:03 pm to
I'd say if you had any sense at all you would give it some serious thought.

Lots of anger coming from you so it's obvious this is hitting home. That means there is hope for you which is a good thing.



Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:04 pm to
Stop evangelizing, it is really grating and transparent.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
27173 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:04 pm to
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Atheists die sooner, are ill longer, and lead less happy lives than non-atheists


I read a study that said the same thing about arseholes. It all makes sense now.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 12:20 pm
Posted by GoBigOrange86
Meine sich're Zuflucht
Member since Jun 2008
14486 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:06 pm to
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That's a pussy reason to believe. If I'm wrong and I go to Hell, then your stupid judgmental God is selfish in that he judges by belief and not actual character or actions during life.


If I were God, I'd condemn you to hell for your potty mouth, mister.

But I'm not so I won't.
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