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Boudreaux Goes to Mexico to Celebrate Graduation from LSU
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:15 am
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:15 am
Three Cajuns go down to Mexico to celebrate their college graduation. They get very drunk and wake up in a Mexican jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, Henri, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I just graduated from Nichols State in Thibodaux, Louisiana, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent. "The Mexican jailers throw the switch, and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for Henri’s forgiveness, and immediately release him.
The second Cajun, Gaston, is strapped in and gives his last words, "I just graduated from McNeese State in Lake Charles, Louisiana, and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on
the part of the innocent. "The Mexican jailers throw the switch and again nothing happens.
Again, the Mexicans immediately fall to their knees, beg for Gaston's forgiveness, and immediately release him.
The last Cajun, Boudreaux, is strapped in and he says, "Well, den, I wint to de LSU and I just graduated wit ma degree in Civil Engineering, and I'll tell you rot now, you boys ain't never gon' be able to electrocute nobody if ya'll don't plug dis damn ting in."
The first one, Henri, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I just graduated from Nichols State in Thibodaux, Louisiana, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent. "The Mexican jailers throw the switch, and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for Henri’s forgiveness, and immediately release him.
The second Cajun, Gaston, is strapped in and gives his last words, "I just graduated from McNeese State in Lake Charles, Louisiana, and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on
the part of the innocent. "The Mexican jailers throw the switch and again nothing happens.
Again, the Mexicans immediately fall to their knees, beg for Gaston's forgiveness, and immediately release him.
The last Cajun, Boudreaux, is strapped in and he says, "Well, den, I wint to de LSU and I just graduated wit ma degree in Civil Engineering, and I'll tell you rot now, you boys ain't never gon' be able to electrocute nobody if ya'll don't plug dis damn ting in."
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 11:19 am
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:21 am to mizzoukills
Jesus you haven't been banned yet?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:22 am to danfraz
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Jesus you haven't been banned yet?
Why are you so mad? It's Christmas, for Christ's sake.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:23 am to mizzoukills
not mad
you just clutter this board like no other
you just clutter this board like no other
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:25 am to mizzoukills
Shouldn't that be electrical engineering?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:27 am to mizzoukills
Heh. The version I heard was for a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer during the French Revolution. Priest asked to be guillotined facing up toward heaven, blade mysteriously stops, they release him on the assumption that God saved him. Drunkard asks for the same, blade stops, etc. Engineer asks for the same, they put him into the mechanism, he looks up and goes, "I see what your problem is...."
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:34 am to mizzoukills
Pretty sure electrical chairs are hard wired.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:39 am to tiger perry
El Es Shoe fans sure are a sensitive bunch
Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:01 pm to danfraz
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Jesus you haven't been banned yet?
why would we ban jesus because of killz awesome posts?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:08 pm to mizzoukills
I expect the Cajun accent from the Nicholls state alum
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