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Boudreaux Goes to Mexico to Celebrate Graduation from LSU

Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:15 am
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:15 am
Three Cajuns go down to Mexico to celebrate their college graduation. They get very drunk and wake up in a Mexican jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, Henri, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I just graduated from Nichols State in Thibodaux, Louisiana, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent. "The Mexican jailers throw the switch, and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for Henri’s forgiveness, and immediately release him.

The second Cajun, Gaston, is strapped in and gives his last words, "I just graduated from McNeese State in Lake Charles, Louisiana, and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on
the part of the innocent. "The Mexican jailers throw the switch and again nothing happens.

Again, the Mexicans immediately fall to their knees, beg for Gaston's forgiveness, and immediately release him.

The last Cajun, Boudreaux, is strapped in and he says, "Well, den, I wint to de LSU and I just graduated wit ma degree in Civil Engineering, and I'll tell you rot now, you boys ain't never gon' be able to electrocute nobody if ya'll don't plug dis damn ting in."
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 11:19 am
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:16 am to
i 'd
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:18 am to
me too
Posted by danfraz
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:21 am to
Jesus you haven't been banned yet?


Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:22 am to
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Jesus you haven't been banned yet?



Why are you so mad? It's Christmas, for Christ's sake.
Posted by danfraz
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:23 am to
not mad


you just clutter this board like no other
Posted by JohnZeroQ
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:23 am to
Posted by TiptonInSC
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:24 am to
Posted by wadewilson
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:25 am to
Shouldn't that be electrical engineering?
Posted by randomways
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:27 am to
Heh. The version I heard was for a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer during the French Revolution. Priest asked to be guillotined facing up toward heaven, blade mysteriously stops, they release him on the assumption that God saved him. Drunkard asks for the same, blade stops, etc. Engineer asks for the same, they put him into the mechanism, he looks up and goes, "I see what your problem is...."
Posted by Duckie
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:30 am to
Posted by bherm1988
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:33 am to
Posted by crimsonsaint
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:34 am to
Pretty sure electrical chairs are hard wired.
Posted by tiger perry
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:34 am to
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:37 am to
Upvote
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:39 am to
El Es Shoe fans sure are a sensitive bunch
Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:01 pm to
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Jesus you haven't been banned yet?


why would we ban jesus because of killz awesome posts?


Posted by johnnydrama
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:05 pm to
I laughed.
Posted by Jizzy08
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:08 pm to
I expect the Cajun accent from the Nicholls state alum
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 12:09 pm to
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