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Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:29 am
Posted on 12/21/14 at 3:29 am
If I make it out in public today it will not be pretty.
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Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:39 am to Cheese Grits
Wtf is that?
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:56 am to Cheese Grits
Belly Bomber
You sir, get an up vote.
This post was edited on 12/21/14 at 7:57 am
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:07 am to Spunky
White Castle > Krystals
DWI
DWI
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:09 am to BluegrassBelle
They both sux
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:10 am to Cheese Grits
Look a-hole, see how the road is blurry while the burger is in focus?
It's the same for your eyes. Get off the fricking road before you kill me.
It's the same for your eyes. Get off the fricking road before you kill me.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:14 am to PrivatePublic
No, he is in the passenger seat. fricking Yankees are sympathetic Brits (like Quebec in Canada) and don't understand common sense so put the driver on the opposite / wrong side. It's why I have never traveled north of South Carolina or west of louisiana
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:26 am to CheeseburgerEddie
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It's why I have never traveled north of South Carolina or west of louisiana
Seems reasonable
Here is the back story...
Had beer and hardboiled eggs while watching the game with friends. This was followed by a trip to said yankee establishment and consumed said burgers. Woke in the middle of the night to queasy stomach grumblings.
Now mixing beer and eggs is pretty toxic from a gas and crap standpoint but adding sliders has made it go full nuclear. Broke wind about half an hour ago and all wildlife in the vicinity died quickly. Now waiting for the rancid poop to come as this all moves through my system.
If I wind up at church today I will be stewing in my own pew and no way to not cropdust all the neighboring pews.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 10:22 am to CheeseburgerEddie
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They both sux
Meh. Go with 3 or 4 double jalapeno cheeseburgers and some onion rings. Sliders with a kick.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 10:27 am to Cheese Grits
Just let it rip and find out how godly are the people in the neighboring pews really are. 
Posted on 12/21/14 at 10:42 am to PrivatePublic
He's easily in the passengers seat.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 11:44 am to Mr. Blutarski
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Belly Bomber
We've always called White Castle and Krystal's "rectum rockets."
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:09 pm to BluegrassBelle
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White Castle > Krystals
DWI
Not even. Krystal's is so much better. The onion chips at White Castle are awesome but literally nothing else is even good. White Castle has the worst fries of any fast food restaurant I've ever been to. Their chicken sliders are disgusting.
And my White Castle is right across the street from a White Castle meat processing plant, so if any white castle should be good, it's that one.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:16 pm to Cheese Grits
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If I wind up at church today I will be stewing in my own poo and no way to not cropdust all the neighboring pews.
FIFY.
Bend over. Touch toes. Hold. Release. Rinse. Repeat. Until gas all gone.
If it feels like a fart, you're better off not gambling today.
ETA: I clicked on the thread because I thought it was going to be a discussion of the 1990's less-than-super group. Yet, I was not disappointed and the subject matter was similar.
This post was edited on 12/21/14 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 12/21/14 at 1:05 pm to Agforlife
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Just let it rip and find out how godly are the people in the neighboring pews really are.
Well looks like not too christian and not too godly after all. The good news is a guy older than me was close and he let an audible rip early so the first one I let loose probably got blamed on him. Sadly he left at halftime (possibly crapped his pants on the early one) and I was all alone so by the end I think folks figured out it was me even tho mine were SBD's. I was sure getting some evil looks from folks nearby late in the game, especially this 80 year old with the body of a 65 year old. Hubba Hubba!
Went to an asian joint for lunch and released a torrent of poo just before sitting down to the buffet between a family of 8 or so asians and another family of 12 older christian looking folks. Only let a few SBD's go there and pretty sure I got away with it except a little asian girl around 8 who kept eyeballin me.
Not gonna mix those 3 again for awhile, (Beer + Eggs + Sliders) and suggest others on here do the same.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 1:05 pm to PrivatePublic
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Look a-hole, see how the road is blurry while the burger is in focus?
It's the same for your eyes. Get off the fricking road before you kill me.
Look a-hole ... no seriously, look a-hole.
Looks to the rest of us like there is no steering wheel in the background, only dashboard. Therefore Cheese must not be driving, he must be the passenger.
a-hole.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 1:55 pm to Cheese Grits
White Castle burgers are some of the most disgusting things I've ever had in my life
Posted on 12/21/14 at 1:59 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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Belly Bomber
We've always called White Castle and Krystal's "rectum rockets."
Gut grenades here.. never know when they're going off after devouring.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:08 pm to Alahunter
Yankees possessive or plural? White castle Murder Burgers
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:49 pm to Cheese Grits
My wife loves them - I'm not a fan. If you get a chance, grab some Imos pizza. Dats good
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