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US Soldier Claims He Has Spent 17 Years Battling ALIENS on MARS
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:52 pm
Bombshell News Story
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A former US Marine has claimed he spent 17 years of his career on MARS.
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says he was posted to the Red Planet to protect five human colonies from indigenous Martian life forms.
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spent nearly three years serving in a secret ‘space fleet’ run by a multinational organisation called the Earth Defense Force, which recruits military personnel from countries including the US, Russia and China.
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Kaye said he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers.
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Kaye says he retired after a 20 year tour of duty, describing a retirement ceremony on the moon that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
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He claims that there are two indigenous species on Mars, both of which are highly intelligent. One of these was a Reptilian species that was very aggressive in defending its territory. The other was an Insectoid species that was equally capable of protecting its territory. He said that indigenous Martians are not particularly interested in expanding their territory, only maintaining it. Captain Kaye said that as long as the Mars Defense Force and Mars Colony Corporation did not encroach on the territory of the indigenous Martians, there would be stable relations.
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:54 pm to KSGamecock
Was this interview in MarsNN or MareNBC
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:56 pm to KSGamecock
quote:now this makes perfect sense.
that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:57 pm to KSGamecock
Now just what the frick does this have anything to do with how nice of a place Rebelgator stays in?
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:58 pm to KSGamecock
I spent a year fighting aliens on mars. Just north of Baghdad, the alien capital.
Martian sand sucks.
Martian sand sucks.
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:59 pm to KSGamecock
It was made into a movie. I think Tom Cruise is in it. Although I think Hollywood brought the war to earth.
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:02 pm to KSGamecock
Wifey and I have been TDY to Mars a couple of times. Barsoom AFB. Their DFAC isn't anything to write Earth about, though
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:03 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Rebelgator lives in the nicest apartment building on Mars.
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:05 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Wifey and I have been TDY to Mars a couple of times. Barsoom AFB. Their DFAC isn't anything to write Earth about, though
Flew into Barsoom, it sucks, but the CHUs weren't terrible. Worst part was the Martian egg nests everywhere.
This post was edited on 12/20/14 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:12 pm to cokebottleag
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the CHUs weren't terrible. Worst part was the Martian egg nests everywhere.
They bug-bombed ours before we arrived.
Perks of being married to an O
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:29 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Please stay on topic. This thread is about the truth. It used to be out there but now it's here. WE should discuss it before THEY delete it.
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:33 pm to KSGamecock
I already put in a call to my brother in law working cyberspace defense.
Some of this shite can only be bandied about on SIPR, though
Some of this shite can only be bandied about on SIPR, though
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:33 pm to KSGamecock
I live in Roswell, NM and I am dealing with aliens everyday myself.
Juan, Jorge, Miguel,Rosa, Yolanda...
Juan, Jorge, Miguel,Rosa, Yolanda...
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:35 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Juan, Jorge, Miguel,Rosa, Yolanda...
The Reptilians have such diverse names these days. They used to be very predictable, Adolf, Ronald, Elizabeth...good to see they're branching out.
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:38 pm to KSGamecock
Yes they all come from the Southern part of Mars. There really isn't much of a boarder so they come for a better opportunity in the Northern part of the planet.
I have to admit my rock garden has never looked better.
I have to admit my rock garden has never looked better.
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:39 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Is there racism on Mars?
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:41 pm to KSGamecock
None, we all appreciate each other for who they are, for their character, and that they are law abiding citizens.
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:44 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Well they're all a bunch of dirty goobacks if you ask me.
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:45 pm to KSGamecock
I will admit the way they speak is odd, but we are trying to assimilate to their way of speaking and traditions since we did come to their planet and all.
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