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US Soldier Claims He Has Spent 17 Years Battling ALIENS on MARS

Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:52 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:52 pm
Bombshell News Story

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A former US Marine has claimed he spent 17 years of his career on MARS.
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says he was posted to the Red Planet to protect five human colonies from indigenous Martian life forms.
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spent nearly three years serving in a secret ‘space fleet’ run by a multinational organisation called the Earth Defense Force, which recruits military personnel from countries including the US, Russia and China.
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Kaye said he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers.
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Kaye says he retired after a 20 year tour of duty, describing a retirement ceremony on the moon that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
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He claims that there are two indigenous species on Mars, both of which are highly intelligent. One of these was a Reptilian species that was very aggressive in defending its territory. The other was an Insectoid species that was equally capable of protecting its territory. He said that indigenous Martians are not particularly interested in expanding their territory, only maintaining it. Captain Kaye said that as long as the Mars Defense Force and Mars Colony Corporation did not encroach on the territory of the indigenous Martians, there would be stable relations.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:54 pm to
Was this interview in MarsNN or MareNBC
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:56 pm to
Posted by TT9
Global warming
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:56 pm to
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that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
now this makes perfect sense.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:57 pm to
Now just what the frick does this have anything to do with how nice of a place Rebelgator stays in?
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:58 pm to
I spent a year fighting aliens on mars. Just north of Baghdad, the alien capital.

Martian sand sucks.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:59 pm to
It was made into a movie. I think Tom Cruise is in it. Although I think Hollywood brought the war to earth.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:02 pm to
Wifey and I have been TDY to Mars a couple of times. Barsoom AFB. Their DFAC isn't anything to write Earth about, though
Posted by DanMullins4Life
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:03 pm to
Rebelgator lives in the nicest apartment building on Mars.
Posted by cokebottleag
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:05 pm to
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Wifey and I have been TDY to Mars a couple of times. Barsoom AFB. Their DFAC isn't anything to write Earth about, though



Flew into Barsoom, it sucks, but the CHUs weren't terrible. Worst part was the Martian egg nests everywhere.
This post was edited on 12/20/14 at 11:06 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:12 pm to
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the CHUs weren't terrible. Worst part was the Martian egg nests everywhere.



They bug-bombed ours before we arrived.

Perks of being married to an O
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:29 pm to
Please stay on topic. This thread is about the truth. It used to be out there but now it's here. WE should discuss it before THEY delete it.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:33 pm to
I already put in a call to my brother in law working cyberspace defense.

Some of this shite can only be bandied about on SIPR, though

Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105375 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:33 pm to
I live in Roswell, NM and I am dealing with aliens everyday myself.

Juan, Jorge, Miguel,Rosa, Yolanda...
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:35 pm to
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Juan, Jorge, Miguel,Rosa, Yolanda...


The Reptilians have such diverse names these days. They used to be very predictable, Adolf, Ronald, Elizabeth...good to see they're branching out.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105375 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:38 pm to
Yes they all come from the Southern part of Mars. There really isn't much of a boarder so they come for a better opportunity in the Northern part of the planet.



I have to admit my rock garden has never looked better.
This post was edited on 12/20/14 at 11:39 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:39 pm to
Is there racism on Mars?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105375 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:41 pm to
None, we all appreciate each other for who they are, for their character, and that they are law abiding citizens.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:44 pm to
Well they're all a bunch of dirty goobacks if you ask me.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105375 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:45 pm to
I will admit the way they speak is odd, but we are trying to assimilate to their way of speaking and traditions since we did come to their planet and all.
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