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Are there any truck drivers on this board?

Posted on 12/19/14 at 8:36 pm
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 8:36 pm
I have a small company (3 trucks), I don't drive full time, but I do at times when drivers need time off, etc.. this is one of those times, over the years though, I guess I have driven a considerable amount of miles.

In all that time, tonight was only the second time that I was ever had a lot lizard, actually knock on the door of my truck, I am in Charleston,W.V., the time before was in Columbus,Oh.

This girl tonight was decked out in all Mountaineer clothes, and the one In Columbus was wearing all Buckeye stuff, is that pretty much the norm?
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 8:44 pm to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27701 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:02 pm to
Two occasions in several years time, don't really indicate a trend, but I was thinking that it was a peculiar coincidence.
Both times, the girls were actually decent looking, and I figure they are local strippers or something, I act like I am too busy to talk to them and they leave me alone.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:03 pm to
But did you pay...
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:17 pm to
I've spent many a night sleeping in a flying j or similar lot. Seen many a lot lizard roaming around. Never put my pecker in one.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27701 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

I've spent many a night sleeping in a flying j or similar lot. Seen many a lot lizard roaming around. Never put my pecker in one.




Of course, but do they usually wear the college gear stuff? That's what I was really asking about
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:48 pm to
They were normally just dressed like the typical whore begging for 40-50 bucks.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 6:48 am to
It's Christmas time. Show a little love to the mattress monkeys.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 8:09 am to
Nah most of the lot lizards I have ever had the misfortune to deal with were dressed in smelly cheap hooker clothes or greasy jeans and tee shirts. Can't say that I remember any in college gear.
This post was edited on 12/20/14 at 8:14 am
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 8:13 am to
That was my wife. We was out of sugar in my rig, yo. She can't have her coffee without sugar.
This post was edited on 12/20/14 at 8:19 am
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:07 am to
quote:

in my rig, yo.
You rang?
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:10 am to
Did you make her wear gloves when she traded a handy for some camel crush's and a slim jim?
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:58 am to
Sorry for jizzing inside of you, brah.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 12:03 pm to
Diddy, you ghey.
This post was edited on 12/20/14 at 12:04 pm
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:13 pm to
No homo. The balls didn't touch the seat.
This post was edited on 12/20/14 at 3:02 pm
Posted by CarolinaCock
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2012
2606 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:09 pm to
Man wth are you doing in Charleston W.V I never stop in that place. I either stop in beckley or make sure I got enough time to make it to Columbus
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27701 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:04 pm to
Well, this is my delivery location, so I couldn't really avoid it,and they cant take the load until tomorrow so I am stuck here.
Posted by 870Hog
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

they cant take the load until tomorrow so I am stuck here.


Sounds like she can
Posted by CarolinaCock
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2012
2606 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 10:10 am to
Oh that sucks. Well I'm on the way to PA from MN
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 12/21/14 at 2:20 pm to
Alapaha on the Ga Board owns a small trucking company in south Ga, I believe. Don't know if he ever comes on here or not, though. FYI
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