Harbaugh hunts down a 10yr old to win a laser tag game at his Bachelor party

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From Harbaugh’s perspective, the massacre is easy to justify. This child carries none of his genetic material. It cannot carry on his lineage. Rather, the child’s very existence threatens his tribe’s way of life and access to resources. Throw in the fact that this kid could one day grow up and challenge his reign as Laser Quest alpha male and it’s almost as if Harbaugh had no other choice.

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