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Investment banker asks random girl to take world trip with him
Posted on 12/18/14 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 12/18/14 at 4:56 pm
Random girl has a "serious" boyfriend and yet she has accepted the stranger's invite to go on an epic month long trip to the world's most romantic cities starting in Paris, France.
Apparently, the boyfriend is not happy that she's going but plans to stay with her because he's been assured that the trip is strictly "platonic".
How would you react if you were the boyfriend? How quickly will Jordan Axani go balls deep?
My quess: It'll happen immediately after their first dinner in Paris.
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Picture of Investment Banker (28 y/o Jordan Axani)
Random Girl (23 y/o student Elizabeth Quinn Gallagher)
Girl with Current Boyfriend (Apparently a Saints Fan!)
Apparently, the boyfriend is not happy that she's going but plans to stay with her because he's been assured that the trip is strictly "platonic".
How would you react if you were the boyfriend? How quickly will Jordan Axani go balls deep?
My quess: It'll happen immediately after their first dinner in Paris.
Link to story
Picture of Investment Banker (28 y/o Jordan Axani)
Random Girl (23 y/o student Elizabeth Quinn Gallagher)
Girl with Current Boyfriend (Apparently a Saints Fan!)
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Posted on 12/18/14 at 4:57 pm to mizzoukills
I hate the term "beta", but her boyfiend wins the "beta" award. That term applies here.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 4:58 pm to mizzoukills
Can't decide which of the two men is more Beta.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 4:59 pm to mizzoukills
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I hate the term "beta", but her boyfiend wins the "beta" award. That term applies here.
Being insanely rich and taking some girl who's already in a relationship on an expensive trip around the world and keeping it strictly platonic is beta in its own way. Kind of brings friendzoning to new levels. I'm also not a fan of either of those terms but I think they're useful here.
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Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:01 pm to KSGamecock
Uh, Jordan is alpha as frick. He just pulled an "Indecent Proposal" Robert Redford on that chick and it worked. Not only that, he made it headline news!
He doesn't give a frick.
Both he, the girl, the boyfriend, and the world knows that Jordan is going ball deep, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
If Jordan was beta at some point in life...he just became alpha dog.
He doesn't give a frick.
Both he, the girl, the boyfriend, and the world knows that Jordan is going ball deep, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
If Jordan was beta at some point in life...he just became alpha dog.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:02 pm to mizzoukills
I agree with Killz, as usual
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:04 pm to KSGamecock
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Being insanely rich and taking some girl who's already in a relationship on an expensive trip around the world and keeping it strictly platonic is beta in its own way. Kind of brings friendzoning to new levels. I'm also not a fan of either of those terms but I think they're useful here.
Uhhh...read the article and tell me that you truly believe that Jordan's intentions are strictly platonic.
He "selected" her out of a field of applicants (based on looks and you know it). They've "talked for hours" even though she's supposedly in a serious relationship. They're going to the most romantic cities across the globe.
He's going to hit that and it'll happen quickly.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:07 pm to mizzoukills
I am too busy to read articles but if he had a field of candidates and selected her then he's really fricked in the head. She's attractive but not beat-out-a-field-of-candidates attractive.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:11 pm to mizzoukills
Marriott Hotels is trying to cockblock him which I think is hilarious. .
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:25 pm to Hardy_Har
the girls bf is so beta.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:27 pm to mizzoukills
I need the wisdom of Jaden Smith to help guide me through this troubling situation
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:30 pm to KSGamecock
His field was limited. He is replacing his ex on a non transferrable, non refundable ticket. His choices were thus limited to girls holding a Canadian passport and having the same name as his ex.
Given those parameters, I think hedid pretty good.
Given those parameters, I think hedid pretty good.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:33 pm to Hardy_Har
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Marriott Hotels is trying to cockblock him which I think is hilarious. .
No, they are giving the girl plausible deniability. Nobody but the maid will know if both rooms got used.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:40 pm to JustGetItRight
The second she entertained the idea of applying that relationship should have been over.
A casty on that beta.
A casty on that beta.
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Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:41 pm to JustGetItRight
He is probably a beta as well. 1 girl around the world, or different girl in each city.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:47 pm to mizzoukills
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Apparently, the boyfriend is not happy that she's going but plans to stay with her because he's been assured that the trip is strictly "platonic".
If there was ever a beta in this world, it's this sad son of a bitch.
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Random girl has a "serious" boyfriend and yet she has accepted the stranger's invite to go on an epic month long trip to the world's most romantic cities starting in Paris, France.
And that girl is a MASSIVE count.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:48 pm to heartbreakTiger
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1 girl around the world, or different girl in each city.
Or at least one girl every night guaranteed with the possibility of a threesome with a different girl added every night.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:52 pm to KSGamecock
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Being insanely rich
Fwiw the roundtrip, month long airfare for two was only $4,400 and all their lodging is free.
I didn't read the full article so dude may be rich..but he's not insanely rich just based on this trip IMO.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 6:15 pm to mizzoukills
This boyfriend is the issue here. He is probably saying that he trusts her and that he is secure enough for her to take this trip. frick that, all women are whores (except my mother), and this broad is going to get fricked silly by the investment banker. You can see in his eyes that he is a shithead.
The boyfriend needs to make a statement and do a reverse gangbang.
The boyfriend needs to make a statement and do a reverse gangbang.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 6:18 pm to JustGetItRight
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His field was limited. He is replacing his ex on a non transferrable, non refundable ticket. His choices were thus limited to girls holding a Canadian passport and having the same name as his ex.
Given those parameters, I think hedid pretty good.
I don't. If it were me I would have just cut my losses, gone on the trip alone and pulled strange in every city while i was there.
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