A special pre-post season message from me to you

It's been a long SEC season guys.

Back in August we all gathered round to watch tOBC begin the season with a masterful troll of A&M. Then we saw tDecline accelerate to ludicrous speeds and bore witness to the breathtaking rise and meteoric fall of the Landmasses. We held our breath as Bert went for the record but somehow managed to right the ship and stared in terrified amusement as the wheels began to fall off the Gus Bus. They say history repeats itself and it kind of did as the Yankees marched on Atlanta yet again only to be vanquished by a different set of Alabamans.

What a wild ride y'all.

Before the finale begins let's not forget the trials and tribulations of those we lost and those that failed us...goodbye Kenny Trill™, tootles Gurley and so long Boom...and the East, well we're stuck with it for a while.

But let's remember the good times too like the two Hog-free months we had thanks to all the fine Arkansas posters who kept their word and honored their bet except for that one guy who welched on his bet and didn't stop posting like he does on every bet because he's a shitbag...frick that guy....or that Mizzou poster who committed Seppuku after the Indiana game with a nudie thread that went on for twenty pages...or the Bertinning of 2014. The good times guys, always remember the good times.

So in closing I'd like to say that after sharing so many precious moments here that you Rantards have become like an extended internet fambly to me and as such I want you to know that I hate each and every one of you. I hate you, and I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things this bowl season happen to you and no one but you.

- Sincerely,

KSG

TLDR: f y'all, 6-6; I hope y'all get to feel our pain.

Please direct all hate mail to CNB. Thank you.