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The Twelt Deys of Crimmus
Posted on 12/4/14 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 6:59 pm
On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give to me...
Twelb gubmint cheez.
Levin jacked up hoopties.
Tin freaks a freakin.
Nyne playa haters.
Ate pimps a pimpin.
Sebin hommies chillin.
A scix pak of fo tees.
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!
Fo pigs feet.
Tree hot wings.
Two gold teefs.
And A 78 Cutlass Supreme
Twelb gubmint cheez.
Levin jacked up hoopties.
Tin freaks a freakin.
Nyne playa haters.
Ate pimps a pimpin.
Sebin hommies chillin.
A scix pak of fo tees.
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!
Fo pigs feet.
Tree hot wings.
Two gold teefs.
And A 78 Cutlass Supreme
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 8:10 pm
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:01 pm to diddydirtyAubie
K
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:02 pm to td01241
K
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:03 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I didnt know black people forwarded emails, too.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:13 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I wish my boo loved me that much
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:27 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Is this racist?
And K9 you really shite the bed there.
And K9 you really shite the bed there.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:42 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Nice.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:09 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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forties
Everything was going so swell up until this word. It's FO TEES, bruh
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:10 pm to blue_morrison
fixed.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:11 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Broseph you made me lol
Posted on 12/4/14 at 10:10 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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Is this racist?
Why yes, yes it is
Posted on 12/4/14 at 10:14 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 12/5/14 at 12:40 am to diddydirtyAubie
12 Days of Kwanzaa*
Posted on 12/5/14 at 3:39 am to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 12/5/14 at 6:00 am to diddydirtyAubie
Five bags of weed sounds pretty legit
Posted on 12/5/14 at 6:31 am to diddydirtyAubie
quote:
A scix pak of fo tees.
Posted on 12/5/14 at 6:34 am to diddydirtyAubie
Almost as good as the redneck 12 days of Christmas:
Twelve pack of Bud
Eleven wrasslin' tickets
Tin of Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dances
Seven packs of Red Man
Six cans of Spam
FIVE FLANNEL SHIRTS!!!
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT.
Twelve pack of Bud
Eleven wrasslin' tickets
Tin of Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dances
Seven packs of Red Man
Six cans of Spam
FIVE FLANNEL SHIRTS!!!
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT.
Posted on 12/5/14 at 7:11 am to UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 7:14 am to diddydirtyAubie
I laughed. I also want everyone here to know I laughed equally hard at the redneck version. I'm not a racist.
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