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Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:55 pm to
That's what I thought as well... I have honestly before googling it this afternoon always heard about them but never really understood what they were.. 23 years old and still feel like a dumbass sometimes
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46375 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:57 pm to
Apples bro eat apples
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:59 pm to
I hear a soothing banana helps as well. you know.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15285 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 1:35 am to
LoL I had that problem as well recently. But I am pretty sure it was the Insanity hot sauce I added to my red beans and rice.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12365 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 1:40 am to
I'm Batman
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 1:47 am to
Catwoman. Tell me about her.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12365 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 4:40 am to
Nice, Very Nice
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90484 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 9:14 am to
I once negotiated a prostitutes price of 200 dollars down to just ordering her a burger through room service.

I once drank a half gallon of whiskey in 3 hours by playing beer pong with it mixing it with MTn dew in the cups. Won 17 straight games and successfully drove the 30 miles home
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 9:28 am to
quote:

I'm a chick. But for some reason fart jokes make me laugh every time.


It is really funny now, but in a late 60's - early 70's car with no real back windows to roll down it was not funny at the time.

A night of drinking - mostly beer - and several food runs - Krystals, Chili, and eggs for breakfast by noontime it had mixed and gone full nuclear.

Sorta like this, except is was silent LINK
Poor bastard never heard it coming
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 9:29 am to
quote:

I once drank a half gallon of whiskey in 3 hours by playing beer pong with it mixing it with MTn dew in the cups. Won 17 straight games and successfully drove the 30 miles home


Delta! You're smarter than this. Very glad that for your sake and of others on the road that you made it home.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90484 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 9:31 am to
To be fair the entire drive was backroads I never passed a car
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 9:37 am to
Well, that is better for others but was still dangerous for you. We've all probably done it at least once in our lives, though. Part of growing up and a right of passage in the South, it seems.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90484 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 9:44 am to
I like to live life on the edge
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 10:01 am to
I can tell it's not butter
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