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I give you Zach "Joe Dirt" Mettenberger

Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:11 pm
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15366 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:11 pm



inb4ajschesttats
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:12 pm to
I get older and they stay the same age
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 3:14 pm
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:12 pm to
wrong board
Posted by UnAnon
Breaux Bridge
Member since Sep 2013
6433 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:13 pm to
**** lost a bet somewhere
Posted by ArCoRazorback
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:13 pm to
It's Dirté to you.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95866 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:13 pm to
#ClowneyComin
Posted by Stan Gable
Memphis
Member since Oct 2014
584 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:13 pm to
Sweet stache.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123586 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:14 pm to
#throwsandhoes
Posted by TigerFan1992
Member since Oct 2014
173 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:15 pm to
#throws&hoes
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:15 pm to
That is way closer to Uncle Rico than Joe Dirt
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:16 pm to
That dude would never molest anyone. Wouldn't need to.
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80157 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:17 pm to
he looks high
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:19 pm to
#ThrowingBombsandHittingBlondes
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15366 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:19 pm to
#CompletinPassesGrabbinAsses
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:19 pm to
He's getting laid in every trailer outside of Nashville. Fact.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:20 pm to
Didn't know he had giant trashy arm tats. Thought he was way too fratty for that.

The hair and stache are obviously a joke, seen dozens of frat stars pull the same move.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:21 pm to
#WinningGamesBangingDames
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:22 pm to
He isn't pulling arse in trailer parks. He goes to the nice bars full of ex-college co-eds and goes home with one under each arm.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:22 pm to
Okay McConaughey, stop this shite. You aren't an NFL QB you're an actor. Haven't the Titans suffered enough, Matthew?
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