Tennessee Week

Ahh, Tennessee week . . . my favorite week of football season. Let's start with 5 questions in honor of Butt Chugger U.:

Q: What do Tennessee Volunteers do on Halloween? Pump kin!

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? If it was invented elsewhere, it would've been called a "teethbrush."

Q: Why did Tennessee raise the minimum drinking age to 25? To keep alcohol out of high schools!

Q: How can you tell if someone in Tennessee is married? The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.

Q: What is 20 feet long and has 15 teeth? The meat-on-a-stick line at the Tennessee State Fair.



And though it co-stars a current Bama coach (who will finally know how it feels to win this game), here is an oldie but goodie:

Yeah, frickin' "Rammer Jammer" my arse.

Good Luck on Saturday Hillbilly U., you'll need it. But something tells me that Bama players and coaches will be smokin' some of these come Saturday night . . .