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Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:08 pm to haveagreatday
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:08 pm to haveagreatday
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
The washing machine won't keep calling you back after you dump a load in it.
The washing machine won't keep calling you back after you dump a load in it.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:17 pm to kage
Did you hear that the A&M cadets just purchased 300 Septic Tanks?
As soon as they figure out how to drive them they are attacking LSU
As soon as they figure out how to drive them they are attacking LSU
Posted on 10/17/14 at 5:37 pm to cforester821
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a ski boat?
Skip.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going over a fence?
Homer.
Skip.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going over a fence?
Homer.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:07 pm to partsman103
What's better than having sex with a 12 year old Asian boy ?
Nothing
Nothing
Posted on 10/17/14 at 6:13 pm to partsman103
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a tank of beer?
Bud
Bud
Posted on 10/17/14 at 7:17 pm to bootyswamper
I'm hard of hearing IRL. This one always makes me laugh.
"I don't understand why people would think I would get offended by deaf jokes... I never heard one before."
"I don't understand why people would think I would get offended by deaf jokes... I never heard one before."
This post was edited on 10/17/14 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 10/17/14 at 7:23 pm to WeBleedCrimson
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
Posted on 10/17/14 at 7:33 pm to bootyswamper
What do you call a lady who has 1 leg shorter than the other?
ilene
ilene
This post was edited on 10/17/14 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 10/17/14 at 7:37 pm to partsman103
What do you call a 1 legged baby whos dad is polish and whos mother is a mongoloid?
A Polaroid One Step.
(Old camera joke).
A Polaroid One Step.
(Old camera joke).
Posted on 10/17/14 at 10:18 pm to TheAggiesOverlord
Why do we park in a driveway yet drive on a parkway?
What do you ship Styrofoam in?
Why does a tugboat push a barge?
What do you ship Styrofoam in?
Why does a tugboat push a barge?
Posted on 10/17/14 at 10:22 pm to lsusteve1
Those questions need answers, Steve
Posted on 10/18/14 at 8:54 pm to blue_morrison
What do you call an angry little monkey?
Furious George.
Furious George.
Posted on 10/19/14 at 12:53 pm to Pepe Lepew
Why does an elephant paint it's toenails red? To hide in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? It works doesn't it.
Posted on 10/20/14 at 10:40 am to InThroughTheOutDore
quote:
What did the zen Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me One with everything."
Then he paid for it with a $100 bill and said "where is my change?".
The vendor said "change must come from within".
This post was edited on 10/20/14 at 10:45 am
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:13 pm to pioneerbasketball
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:15 pm to pioneerbasketball
A jumper cable walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start anything".
Posted on 10/20/14 at 11:47 pm to pioneerbasketball
poor Jenny killed herself by drinking furniture polish.
Sad end, but a beautiful finish
Sad end, but a beautiful finish
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