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It's Arkansas week good sirs and miss mams!
Posted on 9/24/14 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 9/24/14 at 3:47 pm
The key to the game is Bert is fat!
MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE!
Fat Bert says HUNH kills players. How does he know this? SCIENCE!
FOR YOUR HEALTH!
Fat Bert knows the key to long life and happiness is keeping in shape. This is why he has started up Johnny Jam Boogie's exercise program!
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION!
JerryWorld has $15 Jerryitas! Nom nom nom. Suck down that Jerry juice y'all!
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PREDICTIONS!
TAMC has some trouble slowing the run but Fat Bert will be distracted by the aroma of the chopped beef sammys from the 300 level causing a few drives to bog down. A&M will pull away and win their third straight SWC title!
TAMC - 52
Pigs - 38
MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE!
Fat Bert says HUNH kills players. How does he know this? SCIENCE!
FOR YOUR HEALTH!
Fat Bert knows the key to long life and happiness is keeping in shape. This is why he has started up Johnny Jam Boogie's exercise program!
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION!
JerryWorld has $15 Jerryitas! Nom nom nom. Suck down that Jerry juice y'all!
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PREDICTIONS!
TAMC has some trouble slowing the run but Fat Bert will be distracted by the aroma of the chopped beef sammys from the 300 level causing a few drives to bog down. A&M will pull away and win their third straight SWC title!
TAMC - 52
Pigs - 38
This post was edited on 9/24/14 at 3:59 pm
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Posted on 9/24/14 at 3:54 pm to Dr RC
God I hate Bert
Posted on 9/24/14 at 5:15 pm to Dr RC
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A&M will pull away and win their third straight SWC title
Wasn't at Jerry World. Wasn't the real SWC Classic.
We're still the 3 time defending SWC champions.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 6:14 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
its not called the SWC Classic brah
It just the Southwest Classic.
A&M is winning the SWC tile b/c we've gone undefeated vs SWC the last 3 years
It just the Southwest Classic.
A&M is winning the SWC tile b/c we've gone undefeated vs SWC the last 3 years
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:10 pm to Dr RC
Gentlemen, and Lady,
I will be landing at IAD (Washington Dulles) right before kickoff, going thru passport control and customs, and then breaking the laws of the land on the way home. Finest will be keeping me apprised of the play-by-play via text message, fielded by my willing spouse. You fine people take care of the rest for the first half. I will be in place to bring it home in the second half. Saturday is, amazingly and unexpectedly, a really huge deal. Much will be learned. BTHOA. Thanks for the pics in this thread. It's true, Bert is a large person.
I will be landing at IAD (Washington Dulles) right before kickoff, going thru passport control and customs, and then breaking the laws of the land on the way home. Finest will be keeping me apprised of the play-by-play via text message, fielded by my willing spouse. You fine people take care of the rest for the first half. I will be in place to bring it home in the second half. Saturday is, amazingly and unexpectedly, a really huge deal. Much will be learned. BTHOA. Thanks for the pics in this thread. It's true, Bert is a large person.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 11:03 pm to SafetySam
Landing at DAL (Love Field) in the morning 
Brother and his gf and I are planning to hit up the Granger Smith concert/midnight yell, then the Aggieland Outfitters tailgate before the game.
Brother and his gf and I are planning to hit up the Granger Smith concert/midnight yell, then the Aggieland Outfitters tailgate before the game.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 6:57 am to TbirdSpur2010
Where Is that tailgate? I think I'll be in lot 4. Look for a group of Indians and 1 white guy.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:12 am to Farmer1906
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Where Is that tailgate? I think I'll be in lot 4.
Silver lot 14, according to their website. On Division street.
Look for the black guy in cowboy boots, a maroon Association of Former Students polo, and a maroon flatbill Aggie hat
only way it's not me is if my brother wears something similar. 
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:15 am to Dr RC
OP gets a 10 out of 10 for execution
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