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re: Seattle man wakes up to find woman pinning him down, raping him.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:43 pm to sorantable
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:43 pm to sorantable
Well, that's a goddamn nightmare if I've ever heard of one.
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:49 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
I passed out drunk and naked in my bed in college when we had a ton of people over for a late night and woke up to this gross slut we all knew trying to suck me hard. At that point Adrianna Lima couldn't have gotten me hard. I told her to go away, she called me an a-hole, and I went back to sleep.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:30 am to TheCaterpillar
So it was like this:
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:59 am to CNB
I have heard...rape is a violent and unpleasant experience. My dick does not react well to violence or unpleasantness.
How is it our boy got "raped" and his dick rose to the occasion? Obviously he didnt mind it too much. Methinks this is his excuse for getting caught fricking a fat girl.
How is it our boy got "raped" and his dick rose to the occasion? Obviously he didnt mind it too much. Methinks this is his excuse for getting caught fricking a fat girl.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 9:05 am to 3nOut
I posted that link to the AJC yesterday with a question as to which of you OT ballers that was. I know fricking well it was one of you.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 9:05 am to Pavoloco83
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How is it our boy got "raped" and his dick rose to the occasion?
Well I can see it happening just before you wake up, my dick rises to the occasion every morning and makes me vulnerable.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 9:11 am to dead money
Posted on 9/17/14 at 9:22 am to sorantable
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240-pound woman
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“a drug user in the area.”
Obviously not meth
Posted on 9/17/14 at 9:33 am to PrivatePublic
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Well I can see it happening just before you wake up, my dick rises to the occasion every morning and makes me vulnerable.
I still think our boy enjoyed the snatch and this is his defense for getting caught with a big woman.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 11:18 am to sorantable
Not funny at all, cum on guys!
Posted on 9/17/14 at 11:44 am to TheCaterpillar
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I passed out drunk and naked in my bed in college when we had a ton of people over for a late night and woke up to this gross slut we all knew trying to suck me hard. At that point Adrianna Lima couldn't have gotten me hard. I told her to go away, she called me an a-hole, and I went back to sleep.
I blacked out freshman year and woke up wedged in between 2 fat chicks, with a 3rd on the floor. Never lived that one down.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 3:06 pm to crispyUGA
New meaning to unlawful entry
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:11 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I passed out drunk and naked in my bed in college when we had a ton of people over for a late night and woke up to this gross slut we all knew trying to suck me hard. At that point Adrianna Lima couldn't have gotten me hard. I told her to go away, she called me an a-hole, and I went back to sleep.
Dear Penthouse Forum.........
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:55 pm to sorantable
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240-pound woman
120 of which may in fact be dat arse
Posted on 9/19/14 at 8:30 am to sorantable
A black prostitute tried to rape me once while I was working as a route manager in a downtown area.
She left me alone when I cocked my fist back and acted like I was going to throw a left hook at her breasts.
She left me alone when I cocked my fist back and acted like I was going to throw a left hook at her breasts.
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