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ISIS says screw Match.com; ISIS takes to Twitter to find mates for militants
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:08 pm
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Jihad Matchmaker @JihadMatchmaker · Sep 8
Sisters who have been widowed, we do not devalue infact you are expensive in our eyes. Akhees sabr, sabr, sabr.. inshaAllah victory is near.
The latest effort to cater to the sexual needs of Islamic State’s army of jihadis is a Twitter account that offers matchmaking services.
The account, called @JihadMatchmaker, finds partners for militants in Syria, purporting to set up liaisons that measure up to the terrorist organization’s interpretation of Islam, according to the Middle East Media Research Institute.
"Jihad Matchmaker is here to link up those seeking marriage in Syria in a halal manner,” reads the account’s tagline. “InshaAllah helping Muslims is the aim."
‘Halal’ refers to anything that is appropriately sanctioned by the Muslim religion.
"Want to marry a mujahid in Syria? Then [reply with] your age, languages, and marital status today. Allah is most generous!" the account manager asked last week.
The Twitter page’s profile picture says, “Keep it Halal and get married,” while its header says, “In Islam, compatibility in marriage is connected to religious commitment and righteousness, not money, status or lineage.”
It appears the account owner started posting Tweets Sept. 4 and one post suggests he is on active guard duty in "ribaat," which translates into ‘hostel’ or ‘base’ in Arabic.
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Just can't make this shite up
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 3:09 pm
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:09 pm to BillyBobPorkin
No comment, not safe for me in this thread.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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No comment, not safe for me in this thread.
I'll do it for you.
The Muslim property in the pic above is wearing lipstick. I'm pretty sure that's a beheading offense. Not even mentioning the fact I can see her face at all, slut.
I hope these girls get what's coming to them: A bearded, abusive husband who knocks her around and forces her to live in a shithole mud hut in an area that everyone who was smart enough vacated about 1500 years ago.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:42 pm to BillyBobPorkin
This is going to be just like any other dating site. Total sausage fest with a bunch of dudes signing up to troll for arse, but no bitches.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:50 pm to Tantal
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:03 pm to cokebottleag
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The Muslim property in the pic above is wearing lipstick. I'm pretty sure that's a beheading offense.
Someone should make this into a "That's a beheadin'" meme.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:05 pm to CharlieTiger
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Interesting article on the women of ISIS
I prefer the Kurdish Women Warriors, personally.
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 9/12/14 at 7:53 pm to BillyBobPorkin
Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:02 pm to Kentucker
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:19 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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No comment, not safe for me in this thread.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:11 pm to Edearl Watson
2,1,3
Posted on 9/13/14 at 2:14 am to Tantal
Here's a good movement: Tweet them "Hi! I'm America and I'm offering anal."
Posted on 9/13/14 at 2:22 am to Tantal
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2,1,3
yer frickin nuts
3,1,2
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