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You gonna need the lights on for this Tramp Stamp
Posted on 8/27/14 at 2:12 am
Posted on 8/27/14 at 2:12 am
Damn, at my age, I'll be done before I finish reading it all.
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Posted on 8/27/14 at 2:23 am to five_fivesix
Well, at least you won't be short of literature while catchin' whatever the hell she's got.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 5:30 am to five_fivesix
I'm actually surprised it's all spelled correctly. As far as I can tell, anyways.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 6:34 am to five_fivesix
New Testament verse = Christian = missionary only. You won't be reading it.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:11 am to PrivatePublic
never thought of that. Lights and glasses off!
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:32 am to five_fivesix
This is disturbing on so many levels. Nice cursive though.
Nice cursive though.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:42 am to five_fivesix
Always wanted to shoot my load all over a bible verse.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:43 am to kywildcatfanone
Wonder how many loads have ran down that verse?
ETA Damn beat me!
ETA Damn beat me!
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 7:44 am
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:49 am to five_fivesix
I wonder if Jesus gave God a high five
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:09 am to five_fivesix
She should have gotten this verse instead:
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Also, when a woman lies with a man, and there is an emission of semen, they shall bathe in water, and be unclean until evening. - Leviticus 15:18
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 8:12 am
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:10 am to Person of interest
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Wonder how many loads have ran down that verse? !
I don't wonder how much doodoo has been smeared up it .. That's gross to think about.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:29 am to reggierayreb
Cosmetic mutilation
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:49 am to PrivatePublic
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Also, when a woman lies with a man, and there is an emission of semen, they shall bathe in water, and be unclean until evening. - Leviticus 15:18
Thats a good quote
Or she shoulda went with this gem:
"22.Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23. For teh husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is teh saviour of the body. 24. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
-Ephesians 6
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:21 am to dawgsjw
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-Ephesians 6
it's Ephesians 5 and you might as well finish out the entire thought.
Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, 26that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, 27so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish.a 28In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. 29For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, 30because we are members of his bod
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:34 am to 3nOut
Does that change the fact that wives are subordinated to their husband or another man (single woman)? The love part is fine, but the wife is still a subordinate.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:43 am to dawgsjw
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Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her,
i understand if you're not a believer and this doesn't make complete sense or matter to you, but that part means to be completely and utterly sacrificial to your wife and her needs.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 10:31 am to 3nOut
True. The greater responsibility and action is on the man, not the woman in God's view.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 11:23 am to kywildcatfanone
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True. The greater responsibility and action is on the man, not the woman in God's view.
That is right b/c women are subordinates to their husbands.
""22.Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands...""
quote:But the part before that says that wives should submit to their husbands (meaning men are superior to women, it's gods words). If they were equal it would of been worded differently.
i understand if you're not a believer and this doesn't make complete sense or matter to you, but that part means to be completely and utterly sacrificial to your wife and her needs.
Just to be clear, I think men and women are equal for the most part. I dont think women should submit themselves to their husband or vise versa.
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 11:27 am
Posted on 8/27/14 at 1:14 pm to PrivatePublic
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Christian = missionary only. You won't be reading it.
I don't know where you got that idea, but it ain't in MY rule book.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 1:49 pm to reggierayreb
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I don't wonder how much doodoo has been smeared up it .. That's gross to think about.
Spit out my coffee on that one.
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