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Does Paul Finebaum have an illness?

Posted on 8/23/14 at 5:56 pm
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30577 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 5:56 pm
I saw on ESPN where he had a bucket of ice water dumped on his head and the dude looked like a sick Ethiopian African child. Honestly he looked like he weighed 80 lbs. What is wrong with him???


Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123564 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 5:56 pm to
He's 80 lbs soaking wet
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12481 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 5:58 pm to
PF just got them small, skinny genetics
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 5:58 pm to
Gay Aids. He contracted it on his first trip to College Station.
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 5:59 pm to
#Pearlfever
Posted by lsudat10
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2010
2742 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:00 pm to
I think he has Parkinson's
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36284 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:00 pm to
Pauls bank account > yours
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30577 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

I think he has Parkinson's


If that is true that sucks. Terrible disease. He must be doing ok with it if he is still able to work.
Posted by RazorHawg
Member since Aug 2013
24252 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:08 pm to
vegan
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:08 pm to
He said he weighs 130 ibs. Some guys are just built that way, but he does look sick.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11305 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:09 pm to
Yes, but his illness is between his ears.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37559 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:11 pm to
He's small and skinny ... he'll probably outlive us all and be known as an Icon when he finally dies.

He'll also have a lot more money in the bank than most ... which means he wins in the end.

Bust his balls - I know I have. He's a shite stirrer of the first order but he's a very very successful skinny little shite stirrer - and well respected among his peers.

He knows his business very well and he basically invented his niche.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25390 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:11 pm to
This close to football season he is not getting the Nick Saban cum he needs to survive.
Posted by countryboy2
Zimbabwe
Member since Jan 2009
1474 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:16 pm to
He is a nasty looking fricker.
Posted by ForeLSU
The Corner of Sanity and Madness
Member since Sep 2003
41525 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:22 pm to
He has Stage 4 Noassatall...
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:26 pm to
No one was bashing him.

"But he has more money than you!" Typical mantra here.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64889 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:26 pm to
Well...he's Jewish so there's that.

Inb4antisemite.
Posted by SouthdownsTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
631 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:27 pm to
You do want to reach thru the screen and attach him to an oxygen machine.

Is he a smoker?
Posted by Skin
Member since Jun 2007
6370 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

He has Stage 4 Noassatall...





That he does. He could help himself by wearing pants that actually fit.
Posted by ForeLSU
The Corner of Sanity and Madness
Member since Sep 2003
41525 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Is he a smoker?


doubtful, I've seen him jogging through Shoal Creek several times, he's probably in decent shape actually...
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