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Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:37 pm
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Who's excited?
I hope they put the scene where Christian Grey forces Anastasia to have intercourse with his pet dolphin. Upon witnessing her enjoying the affair, he rages with jealousy and proceeds to jump in the water and kill the dolphin. I can understand how this might garner a negative reception from animal activists so I wouldn't be surprised if they left it out of the movie.
Who's excited?
I hope they put the scene where Christian Grey forces Anastasia to have intercourse with his pet dolphin. Upon witnessing her enjoying the affair, he rages with jealousy and proceeds to jump in the water and kill the dolphin. I can understand how this might garner a negative reception from animal activists so I wouldn't be surprised if they left it out of the movie.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 1:45 pm
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:42 pm to DanMullins4Life
Even more guys than usual are going to get laid on Valentine's Day 2015.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:47 pm to DanMullins4Life
Can we see this together after a day at Wet Dawg's?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:52 pm to DanMullins4Life
Am I allowed to think of you will I watch this movie?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:52 pm to NIH
Wet Dawg's will have a projection screen theater above the geriatric-only wave pool that only plays movie adaptations of harlequin novels.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:53 pm to DanMullins4Life
I had training for work one week a couple years ago and downloaded it. Made it 75% of the way through. It's one of the most poorly written books I've ever encountered. So bad that it distracts from all the smut. Never found out if she signed the contract. Don't care. The character was dumb and impossible to root for. However, it did give a good explanation for the dominant/submissive thing going through women's brains. The first time they bang is normal, and aside from her having the magical ability to cum just from getting her tits rubbed, was pretty cool.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:54 pm to TeLeFaWx
I can cum just from rubbing tits.
Is that supposed to be magical?
Is that supposed to be magical?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:55 pm to TeLeFaWx
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her having the magical ability to cum just from getting her tits rubbed
My gf in high school could come from having her nipples bitten.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 1:58 pm to DanMullins4Life
That's going to be a juicy pool.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:06 pm to TeLeFaWx
I read them to see what the fuss was about, and they are ALL horribly written. 
It's porn in book form, so I didn't expect much.
It's porn in book form, so I didn't expect much.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:06 pm to The Spleen
Number and pics
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:09 pm to DanMullins4Life
No Ryan Gosling? Movie is garbage.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:10 pm to DanMullins4Life
The book series is crap, and I'm sure the movie will be doubly as crappy.
Also gives a really cheesy and bullshite view into bdsm.
Also gives a really cheesy and bullshite view into bdsm.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:15 pm to The Spleen
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My gf in high school could come from having her nipples bitten.
One of my best friends who ran cross country at A&M and used to bang Stephen McGee said this could happen to her at well. I guess that's better than the chick wanting to dry hump your jeans and chaffing the shite out of that area right above your dick. I miss high school/college.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:16 pm to UMTigerRebel
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I read them to see what the fuss was about, and they are ALL horribly written.
Impressive I couldn't make it. You are you a chick, right? Ever one hand yourself while reading it? I am a dude and I probably could have at one point.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:20 pm to TeLeFaWx
Yes to the first question, no to the second.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:21 pm to DirtyDawg
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Number and pics
This was 20 years ago, and she's crapped out 4 kids now so I doubt they're that sensitive anymore. No pics, but did you ever watch The Real World New Orleans? That Mormon chick on that looks exactly like her.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:25 pm to UMTigerRebel
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Yes to the first question, no to the second.
Interesting. Most women say yes.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:27 pm to TeLeFaWx
My husband benefitted from me reading them.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:30 pm to DanMullins4Life
my wife is all christiany and wouldn't read it because it was mommy porn.
i was all like "no, go ahead, let's see what the fuss is about" to no avail.
i am disappoint.
i was all like "no, go ahead, let's see what the fuss is about" to no avail.
i am disappoint.
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