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Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:36 pm
Have you ever been squeezing it, get to your drop point, hit it and nothing comes out?..and then it hurts real bad a few minutes later and you can't pee, almost like someone put a cork in it?
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:38 pm to hogtied
Urologist find one.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:39 pm to hogtied
Sounds like the 12 times prior left him with nothing to shoot out but tumbleweeds and dust
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:41 pm to hogtied
Trying to figure out if this is about masturbation, urination, or both.
"Drop point"? WTF? You kids need to quit making up shite.
"Drop point"? WTF? You kids need to quit making up shite.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:42 pm to hogtied
Are you taking any new meds? Some meds can cause that.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:43 pm to Grouper Picatta
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Urologist find one.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:47 pm to hogtied
I'm pretty sure this is about masturbation which would make this your second one in less than a week. Chill out bruh
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:47 pm to hogtied
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Have you ever been squeezing it, get to your drop point, hit it and nothing comes out?..and then it hurts real bad a few minutes later and you can't pee, almost like someone put a cork in it?
What's up with that?
I never fap, especially on Sundays. But lets say I did ... it could conceivably happen after the fourth or fifth jag session inside of an hour. Not saying that ever happened a few years ago, just sayin'.
There's also that serious retrograde thing you need to worry about big time: LINK
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:00 pm to hogtied
Dick cancer
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:11 pm to scrooster
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I never fap, especially on Sundays
LIAR.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:13 pm to hogtied
Your dick......
..it's going to fall off.
..it's going to fall off.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:17 pm to Garfield
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Are you taking any new meds? Some meds can cause that.
That or he's working on getting a urinary tract infection. Not a guy, but you might want to give the doc a call on this one.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:21 pm to hogtied
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Have you ever been squeezing it, get to your drop point, hit it and nothing comes out?..and then it hurts real bad a few minutes later and you can't pee, almost like someone put a cork in it?
What's up with that?
As the Master Bater of the board, let me go ahead and tell you what's going on.
You are probably masturbating too much, or masturbating in succession. Give it about 4 to 5 days (torture I know) and then get back to batin'.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:24 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Or retrograde ejaculation, which is when semen ends up in your bladder. If you're also having trouble urinating, I'd definitely see a doctor (after a significant time after having bated).
If you're trying to piss right after touchin' the chunky monkey, it won't happen and you'll feel backed up. I usually put my hand under water since a sink is always nearby.
;)
If you're trying to piss right after touchin' the chunky monkey, it won't happen and you'll feel backed up. I usually put my hand under water since a sink is always nearby.
;)
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:37 pm to hogtied
For some reason when I read the title and OP, I thought this was about arse problems when taking a shite. I clicked the respond button with a glow as if I were being called into action.
Then it was about masturbating.
Then it was about masturbating.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:40 pm to Stacked
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For some reason when I read the title and OP, I thought this was about arse problems when taking a shite. I clicked the respond button with a glow as if I were being called into action.
Then it was about masturbating.
Every day in Mexico is like a landmine.
A shitty, landmine.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:43 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Didn't realize you were in Mexico. Are you the guy who was in the military and living in Mexico? Pretty cool either way, and by pretty cool I mean I hope you're in a safe area.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:46 pm to Stacked
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Didn't realize you were in Mexico. Are you the guy who was in the military and living in Mexico? Pretty cool either way, and by pretty cool I mean I hope you're in a safe area.
Yeah man, ex-military and in Mexico. No place is really "safe", but you know how that is. Thank you for the kind words, though.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 10:45 pm to hogtied
No but one time I was having a lazy Sunday with myself, just casually pulling on it here and there over the course of a couple hours. When I decided to quit fricking around and commit to the act, I launched my proton torpedos before I even locked my S-foils in attack position.
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