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5 reasons why Aulburnn loses to State
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:01 pm
1. Your D linemen are not as good as our D linemen
Our D linemen are so good they can tackle other teams D linemen for a loss. Ask R. Kimdeechee about this one (His father still looks at him with shame for this)
2. Your Qb is a running back who can't throw. Our Qb is a Qb with a cannon that can also can run really good. He makes good running backs lot not so good.
3. Your team is made up of tPOS's that get kicked off other teams. Our team is made up of diamonds.
4. I checked with the meteorology department and they said there was going to be a stiff dew present throughout the day
5. We don't kick field goals anymore due to all our kickers sucking so you won't be able to return any of those for a points.
I am sorry Alburn fans and players, but there is just no way this will even be a close game. At least you won't be getting blown out in front of your home stadium.
Our D linemen are so good they can tackle other teams D linemen for a loss. Ask R. Kimdeechee about this one (His father still looks at him with shame for this)
2. Your Qb is a running back who can't throw. Our Qb is a Qb with a cannon that can also can run really good. He makes good running backs lot not so good.
3. Your team is made up of tPOS's that get kicked off other teams. Our team is made up of diamonds.
4. I checked with the meteorology department and they said there was going to be a stiff dew present throughout the day
5. We don't kick field goals anymore due to all our kickers sucking so you won't be able to return any of those for a points.
I am sorry Alburn fans and players, but there is just no way this will even be a close game. At least you won't be getting blown out in front of your home stadium.
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:02 pm to SECROCKS!
This season needs to start
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:02 pm to SECROCKS!
Agree with all five points
Solid post
Solid post
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:03 pm to SECROCKS!
Get back in line soldier.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:10 pm to SECROCKS!
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SECROCKS!
Seriously, THIS is how it's done.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:12 pm to SECROCKS!
Is this finally the start of grind fest?
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:13 pm to NYCAuburn
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Is this finally the start of grind fest?
lol no.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:21 pm to SECROCKS!
sorantable alter
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:27 pm to NYCAuburn
Grindfest [ON] OFF
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:29 pm to SECROCKS!
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Our Qb is a Qb with a cannon that can also can run really good.
Grammar much?
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:33 pm to SECROCKS!
Are you OK do you need a hug from a thug
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:39 pm to SECROCKS!
The quality of posters on the Rant just keeps improving! 
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:44 pm to WDE1980
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Our Qb is a Qb with a cannon that can also can run really good.
Reminded me of zoolander so I accept it.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:57 pm to SECROCKS!
One reason why you are wrong.
1. You are Mississippi State.
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1. You are Mississippi State.
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:03 pm to flyAU
School for QBs who can't throw good and wanna do other stuff good 
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:04 pm to SECROCKS!
Nice grind 
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:09 pm to SECROCKS!
Is this dawganese?
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:10 pm to SECROCKS!
#1 reason why "Aulburnn" loses to State.
More Cowbell . . .
More Cowbell . . .
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:11 pm to Pavoloco83
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Pavoloco83
Bruh you salty?
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:13 pm to SECROCKS!
I can give you 16 reasons why they wont beat auburn:
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