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Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:12 am
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:12 am
I think the guy that designs your media guide covers has a drug problem.

Seriously... WTF is up with this?

Is that lava?





Let's not forget the 2011 classic:

This post was edited on 7/17/14 at 1:13 am
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:12 am to
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Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:13 am to
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Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45182 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:13 am to
The 2014 Media Guide is fine, it's minimalistic.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18031 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:14 am to
No really. What the f-ck is that?
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:14 am to
frick y'all for fricking up the Germans thing
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18031 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:15 am to
quote:

The 2014 Media Guide is fine, it's minimalistic.


It looks like your stadium is on fire.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84766 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:15 am to
how about the time they put a croc on the cover instead of an gator?
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:18 am to
Clearly the fans don't matter
Posted by redgreen
Member since Oct 2012
1405 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:24 am to
I still can't believe they used that for 2011
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5470 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:30 am to
quote:

No really. What the f-ck is that?


It's fire, they just photoshopped the dumpster out of it.
This post was edited on 7/17/14 at 1:31 am
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:31 am to
quote:

Clearly the fans don't matter



I know, right? They should have at least honored all 12 of them that actually showed up for the games.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18031 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:36 am to
quote:

I still can't believe they used that for 2011


I liked this write-up about it:

floridas-media-guide-reeks-of-bath-salts-and-procrastination
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45182 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:43 am to
quote:

It looks like your stadium is on fire.



No, it looks like our fans are on fire. What does fire represent? Energy
Posted by Rebelgator
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Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:57 am to
quote:

It's fire, they just photoshopped the dumpster out of it.



quote:

Volatile



When was the last time you beat us? 1999?
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 2:07 am to
quote:

When was the last time you beat us? 1999?


Ole Miss or Florida? Or should we throw a few other teams in for shits and gigs?
Posted by Rebelgator
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Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 2:12 am to
I realize people from east Tennessee are slow, but damn.

Context.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 2:44 am to
quote:

I realize people from east Tennessee are slow, but damn.

Context.


Claim what you will about intelligence but we've never advertised our dumpster fires on our media guides.

Our version of photoshop also doesn't date to 1988 - you're being generous to yourself if you think those photoshop skills of yours come from 1999.

And some of us know where the vast majority of gatorland is located, a swath of Floria that makes even the most severely mentally challenged across the globe look like Rhodes Scholars in comparison to those who purport to have born with no disabilities and normal intelligence.

I reckon it might be yer a bit slow yourself Reblegator. After all, you did set yourself up for that.
This post was edited on 7/17/14 at 2:46 am
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:03 am to
You should have just said..

"jorts
/thread"
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:43 am to
quote:

You should have just said..

"jorts
/thread"



Fair enough.
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