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A World Cup guide for college football fans.

Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:10 pm
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:10 pm
LINK

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Algeria – Kentucky: Just happy to be here. Will be overwhelmed in every game. Teams that have to play them will be relieved to have at least one gimme in their schedule.


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Brazil – Alabama: The big kahuna. Always the favorite, never an underdog, no matter where they play, no matter who they play.


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Croatia – South Carolina: A team that is capable of playing against anyone, and also capable of inexplicable losses.


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Italy – LSU: Traditional powerhouse. Some years better than others, but always a very tough team to play against. Also, prone to caring as much about their appearance as the game itself.


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Netherlands – Auburn: You never know when they will be good but if they are winning you don't want to play them. If and when they are fully-on, they can win the whole thing.


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Portugal – Texas A&M: A really good team that highly depends on the brilliance of one player who is amazing on the field and amazingly frustrating off of it, and without whom they would be an average team.


All of these are brilliantly on point.
Posted by RebelNutt18
Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
1224 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:10 pm to
Germans.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95866 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:10 pm to
Which team is Germany?
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:10 pm to
World cup is lame

Get this crap outta here
Posted by Socratics
Virginia Beach
Member since Dec 2013
2463 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:13 pm to
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Which team is Germany?


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Germany – Ohio State: Tradition of excellence and supremacy. Will dominate until paired against other excellent teams.


Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37672 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:13 pm to
Do you have to be gay to get these?
Posted by Socratics
Virginia Beach
Member since Dec 2013
2463 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:14 pm to
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Argentina – Florida State: One of the best teams in the tournament with one of the best players in the field. Champions in decades past on the backs of huge stars with huge egos. Since then they've been a sleeping giant, but the giant might be waking up


Ill take this comparison
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:16 pm to
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World cup is lame

Get this crap outta here


Beats the hell out of College Baseball
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:18 pm to
Hell no

I'll pass on watching the game where refs carry cans of shaving cream around
Posted by RebelNutt18
Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
1224 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:19 pm to
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Beats the hell out of College Baseball
Posted by CyrustheVirus
Member since Jan 2013
2870 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:25 pm to
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Italy – LSU: Traditional powerhouse. Some years better than others, but always a very tough team to play against. Also, prone to caring as much about their appearance as the game itself.


I don't get the last part. Is this something LSU is known for...only caring about their appearance?
Posted by Nimbus2000
Member since Jun 2013
1250 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:32 pm to
me neither, that's confusing.

I thought the obvious parallel was amazing food
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15511 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:10 pm to
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World cup is lame


Says the guy that likes college baseball
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