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What do people get out of going to church on Easter once a year?
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:39 am
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:39 am
I always laugh when you can't find a seat on Easter. You might as well just sit at home like you do every other week. One hour a year to worship the creator won't be opening any doors.
ETA: Oh and...HE IS RISEN!
ETA: Oh and...HE IS RISEN!
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Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:45 am to diddydirtyAubie
eggs
edit: and Easter baskets with that fake grass and candy
edit: and Easter baskets with that fake grass and candy
This post was edited on 4/20/14 at 7:47 am
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:56 am to diddydirtyAubie
women get off on dressing their kids in the finest dresses/suits. that's why
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:02 am to diddydirtyAubie
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I always laugh when you can't find a seat on Easter. You might as well just sit at home like you do every other week. One hour a year to worship the creator won't be opening any doors.
Probably just to piss off the judgemental "regulars" like yourself who may go to Church every Sunday but then turn right around & judge others.
This post was edited on 4/20/14 at 8:30 am
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:09 am to diddydirtyAubie
ERRBODY GOING TO HAYULL
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:10 am to diddydirtyAubie
Judge not lest ye be judged.
Get that plank out of your eye so you can remove the speck from your brethren.
Etc, etc.
Get that plank out of your eye so you can remove the speck from your brethren.
Etc, etc.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:11 am to PrivatePublic
JESUS Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:12 am to oldcharlie8
I think oldcharlie8 understands this phenomena well.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:13 am to diddydirtyAubie
What do people get out of going to church every week? 
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:15 am to diddydirtyAubie
It pisses me of too. These agnostics and atheists should stick to their guns instead of giving in to the cult tradition once or twice a year just to make their dumb mothers temporarily happy.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:18 am to diddydirtyAubie
Just seen on fb that "He has Risen."
Bout damn time.
Bout damn time.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:24 am to diddydirtyAubie
Gas Station Proprietor: Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Anton Chigurh: Everything.
Anton Chigurh: Everything.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:24 am to Buddy Garrity
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What do people get out of going to church every week?
Donuts if it's cool church.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 8:43 am to diddydirtyAubie
Keep up appearances.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 9:04 am to Buddy Garrity
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Buddy Garrity
Why be that guy today? Celebrate.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 9:26 am to diddydirtyAubie
I haven't been to church in several years ... I never minded all the people showing up on Easter Sunday though... I always thought it was kinda nice for the entire congregation to be there that Sunday.
This post was edited on 4/20/14 at 9:27 am
Posted on 4/20/14 at 9:28 am to diddydirtyAubie
Immabout to mow my lawn.
No guilt felt at all.
No guilt felt at all.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 9:29 am to diddydirtyAubie
Eh, made my great grandmothers happy when I went with them occasionally either to service or mass. Was never looking for salvation and the approval of the regulars as much as just glad to see them happy.
Posted on 4/20/14 at 9:30 am to diddydirtyAubie
Dude, being a Creaster is one of the finest Rosary Belt traditions.
Drunken Catholics from Lake Charles to Pensacola lay down the bottle for three hours just to go pay homage to tGOAT immortal, Jesus.
Plus, it makes Mom and Grandma happy for one more day out of the year. What's wrong with that?
Drunken Catholics from Lake Charles to Pensacola lay down the bottle for three hours just to go pay homage to tGOAT immortal, Jesus.
Plus, it makes Mom and Grandma happy for one more day out of the year. What's wrong with that?
This post was edited on 4/20/14 at 9:32 am
Posted on 4/20/14 at 9:30 am to diddydirtyAubie
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You might as well just sit at home like you do every other week.
Got you covered
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