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re: If you were an organized crime boss how would you have people whacked?

Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:29 pm to
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35935 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:29 pm to
If I don't wanna get caught the concrete barrel method, if I wanna make a point it depends.

Might wanna go with letting rats eat you to death, gutting you while alive, ya know. Stuff like that.
Posted by BZ853
Member since Aug 2013
1857 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:43 pm to
I pay my debts and expect others to do the same.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 10:35 pm to
I would have people beaten to death with dildos. Nothing more humiliating than being bludgeoned to death with fake dicks.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13862 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 10:51 pm to
Depends on the offense and what message I wanted to send. If I just needed someone dead, then a .308 to the chest would be fine. Otherwise, I would customize my assassination to the public at large.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 10:53 pm to
Make them read your posts
Posted by dead money
kyle, tx
Member since Feb 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:04 am to
Guillotine. Ohhhhh yea!
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 7:41 am to
quote:

If you were an organized crime boss how would you have people whacked?


no, that's illegal
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 7:54 am to
quote:

Break the legs,throw person into a pen of very hungry hogs. Never trust a hog farmer.


My father-in-law is a pig farmer. Well, they're one of his many agricultural endeavours. I guess I'd better fly right!

The big mommas and daddies are enormous. But they're also extremely docile. Like old dogs. They won't process the teeth though, so you'd have to be sure to pick all of them out of the pig shite and randomly throw them out of your window while driving around.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30011 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:09 am to
I'd go all Kim Jong and drop a mortar shell on them.
Posted by roadhouse
Chicago
Member since Sep 2013
2703 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:25 am to
my Dad would often offer to take my sister's boyfiends he didn't like "hunting" - none ever accepted
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 11:11 am to
quote:

If you were an organized crime boss how would you have people whacked?


Have the guy have sex with a woman

Afterwards the guy is told it was a she male with AIDS
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 11:22 am to
I would get a massive anaconda and have people bet on whether or not the guy can defeat it.

You know, gladiator style.
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
911 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 11:45 am to
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Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 12:40 pm to
Tie rope to each limb and the other end to 4 horses and have them rum in opposite directions
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