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Post here if you've been happily divorced.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 4/17/14 at 3:37 pm
Stories are welcome.
Mine? During the divorce hearing, she said on the stand when her lawyer threw her a pre-discussed softball "What was it like to be married to Mr. Davis?"
"It was awful. He never helped me with dishes. He was at work when I had to put the kids to bed by myself... He fell off the roof naked when he was drunk one night in 1994..."
Ok.... Go!
Mine? During the divorce hearing, she said on the stand when her lawyer threw her a pre-discussed softball "What was it like to be married to Mr. Davis?"
"It was awful. He never helped me with dishes. He was at work when I had to put the kids to bed by myself... He fell off the roof naked when he was drunk one night in 1994..."
Ok.... Go!
This post was edited on 4/17/14 at 3:42 pm
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Posted on 4/17/14 at 3:41 pm to Stacked
Nope, I succeed at life.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 5:55 pm to PrivatePublic
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Nope, I succeed at life.
Me too.
The second time around.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 5:57 pm to Stacked
Still in college and don't plan on getting married anytime soon
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Prayers sent
ETA:
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He fell off the roof naked when he was drunk one night in 1994
Prayers sent
This post was edited on 4/17/14 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 4/17/14 at 5:58 pm to Stacked
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He was at work when I had to put the kids to bed by myself...
like that's your fault.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 5:58 pm to Stacked
Yep. We are friends again. After 28 yrs, we realized that marriage just wasn't best for us. Weird? yes, but the way it is. Life is good
Posted on 4/17/14 at 6:32 pm to Stacked
Still married after 32 years to the same beautiful woman I met at Auburn.
However, my parents divorced in the early 80's after 25 years of marriage. both remarried and in my mind are better people with their respective spouses. Both great people. The upside is our kids have 4 grandparents on my side of the family. Since my wifes parents are deceased, it works.
However, my parents divorced in the early 80's after 25 years of marriage. both remarried and in my mind are better people with their respective spouses. Both great people. The upside is our kids have 4 grandparents on my side of the family. Since my wifes parents are deceased, it works.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 6:50 pm to Stacked
never married
no kids
glorious
no kids
glorious
Posted on 4/17/14 at 6:55 pm to Stacked
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happily divorced.
Not really happily divorced, but got divorced anyway. It was 19 years ago though.
About to celebrate my 15th anniversary with fantwo. Happy about that.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:24 pm to Stacked
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happily divorced.
no such thing.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:28 pm to sorantable
Good thing your wife forgave you.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:33 pm to UMTigerRebel
think I tapped yo wife --blonde, shaved, Giggles when she comes?
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:35 pm to rootisback
Considering I have a husband, you'd be wrong.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:37 pm to Pavoloco83
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Still married after 17 years to the same beautiful woman I met at Auburn.
All women are batshit crazy. It's all about finding one you can deal with.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:06 pm to Stacked
I'll go ahead and post twice
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:07 pm to Birdie King
I'll go ahead and post twice
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:08 pm to Stacked
reserved
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:15 pm to rootisback
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think I tapped yo wife --blonde, shaved, Giggles when she comes?[
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:32 pm to Stacked
my divorce was great cost me 500$ lawyer fee and that was it Bitch got Noo Thing out of me... Boom Winning 
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:30 pm to Stacked
Almost divorced, glad I didn't.
Sometimes I want a bachelor life because i didn't get one in college due to having to work but I like it.
Sometimes I want a bachelor life because i didn't get one in college due to having to work but I like it.
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