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***tOfficial AggyArk™ Texan NBA Playoffs Thunderdome Thread***
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:15 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:15 pm
Since all three Texas franchises made the postseason, here is the thread to leave all normal AggyArk™ decorum behind and act a fool in support of your squad! Whether you're a MFFL, a Clutch City baller, or repping the Pride of the Great Lone Star State, come here to let it all hang out 
Also, I hate all of you
#GOSPURSGO 
Also, I hate all of you
#GOSPURSGO 
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:25 pm to TbirdSpur2010
frick the splurts 
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:32 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
I'm so happy you live in SAtown and be engulfed by Spurs stuff day in and day out
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:39 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Its a never ending nightmare. I'm surrounded by tsip t-shirt fans and spurs bandwagoners. 
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:39 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:40 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
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I'm surrounded by tsip t-shirt fans
T&P
quote:
spurs bandwagoners
No such thing
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:40 pm to Dr RC
Cut some rug, ya big kraut, you 
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:03 am to TbirdSpur2010
GO MAVS!!!
So Dirk, how big is it?
David Stern, even in retirement plotting against Cuban.
Jimmy Status: Rustled
GOD told Pat Robertson that a Tsunami is headed for the NBA front offices if they don't change their evil ways.
Pop gives zero fricks, though.
In a bold new move, he decides to bench his starters for the entirety of round 1.
Carlisle and McHale, perplexed by this move, both assume something evil is afoot.
No, not that Kevin McHale.
Captain Jack knows a secret about San Mexico...
...he says he can see Manu's bald spot from the Caribbean.
Timmah has never fouled anyone. Ever. Not even once.
Meanwhile, James Harden gets fouled getting out of bed in the morning...
And while making breakfast...
And while taking a dook...
However, Dirk took Timmah's advice.
Which is why they are the two greatest power forwards of their generation.
But alas, there can only be one champion. Will it be Houston? LOL no
How about the Spurs? Nope, they run out of hemmorhoid cream and have to take their old asses home.
This leaves only one Highlander.
"The second place court is that way."
However Spurs fans take solace, you still have the Red Rocket...
And a guy named Tiago.
Rockets fans...well, it could be worse. You could be paying Jeremy Lin $20 million a year.
So Dirk, how big is it?
David Stern, even in retirement plotting against Cuban.
Jimmy Status: Rustled
GOD told Pat Robertson that a Tsunami is headed for the NBA front offices if they don't change their evil ways.
Pop gives zero fricks, though.
In a bold new move, he decides to bench his starters for the entirety of round 1.
Carlisle and McHale, perplexed by this move, both assume something evil is afoot.
No, not that Kevin McHale.
Captain Jack knows a secret about San Mexico...
...he says he can see Manu's bald spot from the Caribbean.
Timmah has never fouled anyone. Ever. Not even once.
Meanwhile, James Harden gets fouled getting out of bed in the morning...
And while making breakfast...
And while taking a dook...
However, Dirk took Timmah's advice.
Which is why they are the two greatest power forwards of their generation.
But alas, there can only be one champion. Will it be Houston? LOL no
How about the Spurs? Nope, they run out of hemmorhoid cream and have to take their old asses home.
This leaves only one Highlander.
"The second place court is that way."
However Spurs fans take solace, you still have the Red Rocket...
And a guy named Tiago.
Rockets fans...well, it could be worse. You could be paying Jeremy Lin $20 million a year.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:08 am to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:11 am to Roger Klarvin
You're probably wondering why Dwight Howard didn't make an appearance. Well he wanted to, but the Rockets decided they'd rather take their chances with 51 year old Hakeem.
Dwight responds with an emphatic "I can do offense too!!!"
Dwight responds with an emphatic "I can do offense too!!!"
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:18 am to Roger Klarvin
I'm convinced that Harden keeps that beard so big as part of his flopping technique.
When he whips his head back on drives that beard just makes it all the more noticeable and much harder for the refs to swallow their whistles.
When he whips his head back on drives that beard just makes it all the more noticeable and much harder for the refs to swallow their whistles.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:26 am to TbirdSpur2010
quote:
Cut some rug, ya big kraut, you
Dirk Nowitzki: Courting for Krauts
Dirk has some tips on technique:
Then you give her teh sh0ck3r
And make sure you never leave the sexy beard at home.
And always wear your bling.
Chicks may dig the long ball...
But what they REALLY dig are headbands.
He even has some advice for the gays:
And if all else fails, just snort some coke and see what happens
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:35 am to Roger Klarvin
quote:
But what they REALLY dig are headbands.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:36 am to Roger Klarvin
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And if all else fails, just snort some coke and see what happens
Bliss....
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:42 am to TbirdSpur2010
quote:
Dirk has some tips on technique
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:43 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:48 am to TbirdSpur2010
Manu vs Harden flop-off: Round 1
Manu starts off with "Oh shite my ankle" move
But Harden counters with the "shot in the face" technique
Manu starts off with "Oh shite my ankle" move
But Harden counters with the "shot in the face" technique
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:53 am to Roger Klarvin
Round 2:
Blake Griffin's breath must be REALLY strong
But Manu will not be denied, countering with the "Oh my dick" move
Blake Griffin's breath must be REALLY strong
But Manu will not be denied, countering with the "Oh my dick" move
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:54 am to Roger Klarvin
GRUDGE MATCH
Everybody loses
Everybody loses
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:54 am to Roger Klarvin
Point awarded to Harden. Ankles are perfunctory in the flopping game at this point. Beardface's (pronounced: "BEERD-fah-SAY" ) thespianism was the better in this round.
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