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How did you end up with the car that you drive?
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:10 pm
I'm 30, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment, but I do bless a couple of ladies, 27 and 38, with my penis on occasion and the other day I was blasting the 27 year old in the face like Jackson Pollock and I wondered:
How did you end up with the car that you drive?
How did you end up with the car that you drive?
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:11 pm to Vols&Shaft83
It's already been done. Good try though.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:12 pm to Weagle25
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It's already been done. Good try though.
Trying too hard at this point.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:12 pm to Weagle25
Meh, can't all be winners
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:19 pm to Vols&Shaft83
That's weird because the other day I was blasting a Jackson Pollock reproduction and I started wondering.
How did Vols get his car?
How did Vols get his car?
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:21 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Went to a dealership and bought it?
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:23 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Because it does what I need, and doesn't break down.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:24 pm to MIZ_COU
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:30 pm to Vols&Shaft83
My ex-gf is a cheating whore so the $16k I saved up for an engagement ring was now part of a down payment on a porsche 911.
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I didn't have a choice. It's a company issued 2013 Escape that's currently in the shop for stalling on me 5 times in the last week. It also has a recall on it.
I hate Ford Escapes.
I hate Ford Escapes.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:47 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I was banging my hot as frick 30 year old fiance and we decided that in addition to the VW Cabrio we bought for my sister in law that we also decided we needed a Jetta Sportwagen and an Audi A6 lease.
Then we paid the Audi lease off, sold the Jetta, and drove our already paid off Jetta because hot as frick people like us shouldn't have debt.
Then we paid the Audi lease off, sold the Jetta, and drove our already paid off Jetta because hot as frick people like us shouldn't have debt.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:18 am to Vols&Shaft83
I did a hooker so good that her pimp gave me his Cadillac.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:21 am to Vols&Shaft83
Bought it
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