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Predict your head coaches vertical leap
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:32 pm
After watching Gus this year I am convinced he is more athletic than meets the eye. My guess is somewhere between 32-34 inches
So far we have
Mullet - Vertical Leap is a relative term
Muchamp - 34" bc BOOM MF that why!
Les - 33" bc he owns Auburn and eats grass
Sumlin - 32.5 bc he's black (its a good thing)
Gus - 32" bc he is athletic and is 1-0 vs Saban and Helen
Butch - 24" bc Tenn always beats Kentucky
Saban - spotted 24"
Cal - at 23" give or take a few
SOS - 3" bc he's a grower not a shower
Helen - 2-3" bc of hip dysplasia
Pinkle - 0" bc jumping isnt a sobriety test
Bert - -4" bc he's fat
So far we have
Mullet - Vertical Leap is a relative term
Muchamp - 34" bc BOOM MF that why!
Les - 33" bc he owns Auburn and eats grass
Sumlin - 32.5 bc he's black (its a good thing)
Gus - 32" bc he is athletic and is 1-0 vs Saban and Helen
Butch - 24" bc Tenn always beats Kentucky
Saban - spotted 24"
Cal - at 23" give or take a few
SOS - 3" bc he's a grower not a shower
Helen - 2-3" bc of hip dysplasia
Pinkle - 0" bc jumping isnt a sobriety test
Bert - -4" bc he's fat
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 11:37 pm
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Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:33 pm to Gus Bus Driver
Richt's already had a hip replacement, so like 2-3"
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My guess is somewhere between 32-34 inches
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:34 pm to Gus Bus Driver
frick the offseason
and frick the new shitty aubie posters
and frick the new shitty aubie posters
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:34 pm to Gus Bus Driver
9 inches. He's the Lex Steele of jump.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:34 pm to hawgfaninc
Fat boy is prob -1 inches
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:35 pm to Gus Bus Driver
Not sure about this thread, but I can guarantee no sec hc has a vertical of 32.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:38 pm to Gus Bus Driver
Stoops probably isn't much. But he's a ginger who steals souls. So it doesn't matter.
Cal could give him some lessons though.
Cal could give him some lessons though.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:39 pm to hawgfaninc
quote:
frick the offseason
and frick the new shitty aubie posters
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:41 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:
Cal could give him some lessons though.
U was hoping to see that gif.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:44 pm to Gus Bus Driver
Kiffin tried to get him to do it today. Wasn't gonna happen.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:51 pm to Gus Bus Driver
did someone say spiderman thread?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:53 pm to Gus Bus Driver
waiting patiently for arky fans
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:57 pm to TH03
Arkansas & Bama 
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:01 pm to Gus Bus Driver
Bo Schembechler's undersized starting Guard, a D-1 athlete, and 7-2 against you(Auburn)..The Grass Eating Mad Hatter!
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:01 pm to Gus Bus Driver
I seriously doubt BB could get more than 4-5 inches off the ground.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:02 pm to TheRoarRestoredInBR
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:04 pm to hawgfaninc
quote:
and frick the new shitty aubie posters
up voted.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:05 pm to diddydirtyAubie
quote:well frick you too son
quote:
and frick the new shitty aubie posters
up voted.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:07 pm to molsusports
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:08 pm to Gus Bus Driver
Sober or Drunk?
The Reason I ask is he couldn't remember the alphabet forward, or backward, and he said he couldn't do it sober so....
The Reason I ask is he couldn't remember the alphabet forward, or backward, and he said he couldn't do it sober so....
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 6:10 pm
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