Clearly, we're obsessed with Clemson

There's one thread over there that says Spurrier's comments weren't a jab. Fact is, and Spurrier knows this better than anyone, it was for recruiting.

Needling Dabo and the Tater Gang sure is fun for SOS I imagine, but when the head coach of the best team in the state for 5 STRAIGHT YEARS talks about beating their rival after a big bowl game after the only game on national network television today, it gets in those Clemson recruits heads.

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It's a certainty that some of you are lurking here, so please accept my kudos for publically admitting that you are a coot fan and therefore associated with classless scum. Your leader is unquestionably classless scum, so if you want to be identified with classless scum, then laugh and be happy being classless scum. And by the way, it ain't just us that feel that way. I travel all over the country and your reputation for being classless scum is widespread. So laugh, have fun, be happy for the reputation that has been created for you by a classless scum ball who most of you despised until he became your classless scum ball leader. Funny thing is, for 110+ years the entire college football world scoffed at you as the laughable loser clowns that you were. A couple of successful seasons have changed that perception nationally to one of classless scum in winning. So, congrats on your new image. Your leader serves you well.

It could be that you accomplished more as consistent loser clowns. Hope you keep that worthless scum leader as the face of your program for many years to come. The worm will turn one day, and when it does it will be glorious to rub his nose in the feces pile that he has built in Cootville.

Happy New Year.........yes be happy, laugh, justify...... because the vast majority of your classless scum supporters are most likely oblivious to the reality of your pathetic image among the remainder of the collegiate athletic world!

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I'm keeping this forever.

upvoted ... you deserve more than a couple CNB, but it only allows me to award you one per post.

I'm amazed by Garnetguy over there, he has 64 posts. I can't get more than 20 without being banned.

I had a good 2 or three days over there before my banhammer, heck i was being mentioned by name in some of the posts...

Can anyone please explain to me why it is that every Clemson fans go to when confronted with Garnet opposition is "Class". As if all things Clemson are "Class". Who brain washed them into thinking they ooze Caviar? Its gotten to when I overhear one being confronted I can countdown to "Class" being brought up.

News Flash:
Clemson Fine Dining = Hooters
Clemson Couture = Walmart
Clemson Arts = NickelBack at a Basketball Court


Clemson football owns the NCAA record for rules violations during the "National Championship" era. You have a player that literally beat his preggo girlfriend at a f'ing student housing pool party with a towel rod. And another that pushed one down a staircase. I'm not here to debate which program has worse problems as all do. But get over yourself, a Clemson Tailgate looks nothing like a Yale Tailgate. You'd probably need a jacket to get in anyway and I doubt they loan out ones made by Members Only so you'd be uncomfortable.

Also you teach students to make f'ing cheese and milk teats at Clemson. Its a regular college, its not Stanford. Million dollar startups are not being cultivated in the dorms. And last I checked Nobel Peace Prize winners aren't eating shite food at the Esso Club.

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Although, I heard one of us ripped a baby from a clem5on father's arms this year and threw the baby off the upper deck. Is that more classless or malicious though?

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That was hysterical.

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Doo Doo Ice

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Explains everything. That ice is psychedelic.


Also I prefer the term of "Clowney Ice"

When are yall gonna start bringing over more folks from Cocky Talk? I have an idea.